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GLEE: I Was Right And You Were Wrong!!!

I WAS RIGHT! Yes, I love saying that, and I love gloating about being right even more than actually being right! On the most recent episode of Glee we find out that Shelby is Rachel's bio-mom. She was paid by Rachel's dads to be the surrogate/egg lady so she could live in New York for two years to realize her dream of becoming a STAR! Who said that, I don't remember? Maybe this might jog your memory, from my GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon post from April 14, 2010 posted at 1:01 PM EST, I quote myself,
When I first saw Glee I was like, “Fuck, Rachel looks exactly like Idina Menzel, they should have her come on the show as her mother.” I know what you’re saying, Rachel has 2 dads (and even though one of them is black, we still don’t know who the father is. Side note: Maury should totes be a guest star!) how could Shelby be her mother? Well… I have a theory that we’re going to find out she’s her bio-mom and she gave her up/helped a gay sista out to help her singingness, which Rachel obviously inherited! AH HA! I’ve solved it! Also she says she’s made out with gays before. Anyway, that’s my babymamadrama theory. I doubt I’m right, but if I am I need to gloat and this is proof that I would be right, if in the future I am right. Right?!
Nah-nah-nah-na-boo-boo! Suck it bitches! Side note: I'm such a gracious winner! Another side note: So I know I've been doing Glee recaps for every episode since the second half of the season started, but these past three episodes came at a time of complete unrest in my life... now that my life is not so much at rest but hanging out in the realm of unemployment I'll be switching it up to Glee Updates, like this one. They'll be small tidbits of info, unless there's a super-duper episode, ie the Lady Gaga ep airing next week! Excited!

GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon

That's an O-face if I've ever seen one!
I've been on the fence about the new Fox musical, Glee, since it's inception. The sneak peek summer episode was fabulous and reminiscent of Election, but when the seasons started the flare seemed to fizzle out. I couldn't place my finger on it, but I watched the first episode, after the hiatus, and by Jove, I've got it! The perfect analogy for Glee, Glee is an overdone filet mignon! The idea is good, everyone loves filet mignon, it's unique and rare and scrumptious. But... if you cook it for too long, like anything else, it will burn. Glee is overdone. There I said it! Now some seem to think the overdoneness of Glee is part of it's charm, and I'm not saying I don't find the show entertaining (I do), but from a storytelling standpoint, it just doesn't work. After the Glee Club won sectionals, the show took a break to prepare for the upcoming half of the season. Since we've come back, nothing has changed, I repeat in caps locks, NOTHING HAS CHANGED! The principle is still threatening to cancel Glee Club, again their survival rests on winning an upcoming competition (season finale anyone?), Sue is back as Cheerio Coach and trying to bring the Glee Club down, Will is still whining about how "life just isn't fair," Rachel is still getting slurpied, Kurt still wears funny clothes, Mercedes is still a diva, Artie's still in a wheelchair, the Asian guy still dances and doesn't talk and the various love triangles are still fucking complicated as fuck! These are the same exact storylines from the first half of the season! If Glee can't even last a season without repeating stories, the show is going to have a short lifespan. Step it up! For more on Glee and my new love, Jesse St. James, JUMP! Continue reading GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon