It seems that in my absence Lady Gaga has made a new music video for her shitty Alejandro song. I'll have to do a bit of research on the meaning behind watching Lady Gaga give it to some hulked out fairies in high heels and corsets, but I'm sure there's some feminism in there... In the meantime, enjoy the video (all 9 minutes of it) and relish in the fact that I'm back and in business! PS Whoever is flooding my comment inbox with spam stop it or I will be forced to hijack your mind and have you to sing show tunes... I am the ultimate mental terrorist!