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SEX AND THE CITY Minus “Sex” And “The City”

Charlotte's precocious daughter Lily summarizes the plot for Sex And The City 2, set (randomly) in Abu Dhabi, best "Like Jasmine & Aladdin?" Carrie adding her typical one liner comeback, "Yes sweetie, but with cocktails." From the looks of the trailer this film is going to be more haphazardly put together than it's predecessor. When Carrie remarks on the lack of "sparkle" in her and Big's marriage (they should really see Edward Cullen about that) and then sees him flirting with Penelope Cruz (I'd do her) the obvious response is not to work things out, rekindle the romance or have a Mr. Someone sleep on the couch... no the writer's of SATC know the true way to solve marriage disillusionment... taking your 3 besties to Abu Dhabi! DUH! This film seems to take all the "sex" out of the mix, with hints that (once again) all 4 women have serious problems with their respective relationshits with men. Lets not even go into the fact that "The City", which we'd assume would be New York, is not the noted setting for the film. So let's see Sex And The City minus sex and minus New York... well I'm totally looking forward to seeing a movie called And! Aside from the clear shit-show this movie is going to be. celebs came out in waves to cameo in the film. Only counting the celebs in the trailer we're looking at Penny Cruz (as a homewrecking firecracker [she's not being typecast]), Miley Cyrus (as a Samantha-outfit-copying youngster), Liza Minelli (as the wedding band for Stanford) and... *drum roll please* AIDEN! (Who somehow miraculously winds up in Abu Dhabi!) In all seriousness though, I will be at the midnight screening of And, Cosmopolitan flask in tow! I honestly can't wait to see what they're planning to do with 4 menopausal women for over 2 hrs! Side note: I always thought Carrie should be with Aiden. I know it won't happen but I like the prospect. Mr. Big is such a dick! Below is a gallery of Samantha's crazy ass outfits. Click for gold hammer pants, designer turban type thing, sparkly cut out dress and spikey armor shoulder pads!