HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms
Happy Mother's Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you're not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I'm sure she gave you a complex too... Well there's nothing I can do about that now. STOP TALKING BACK! I'm gonna be a great mom! Anyway... I would like to dedicate this post to my mother, a wonderful, caring, beautiful and smart woman! Now here, look at a bunch of exploitative pictures of celebrities who also happen to be mothers!
Honorable mention, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom invites you in!
Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW
The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs!
Angelina Jolie
The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones!
Kate Hudson
The 31 year-old actress is mother of one.
Michelle Williams
The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?!
Gwen Stefani
The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two!
Jennifer Garner
The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two.
Victoria Beckham
The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three!
Halle Berry
The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one.
Katie Holmes
The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one.
Heidi Klum
The 36 year-old Victoria's Secret model is mother to five!
Madonna
The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two.
Cindy Crawford
The 44 year-old super-molemodel is mother to two.
Jenny McCarthy
The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon?
Denise Richards
The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two.
Catherine Zeta Jones
The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two.
Demi Moore
The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three!
Brooke Burke
The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two.
Pamela Anderson
The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two!
Kelly Ripa
The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three.
Reese Witherspoon
The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two.
Nicole Kidman
The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three.
Julia Roberts
The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three.
Jennifer Lopez
The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two.
Kourtney Kardashian
The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV.
Sandra Bullock
The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby!
Jessica Alba
The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl!
Christina Aguilera
The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one.
Milla Jovovich
The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one.
Gwyneth Paltrow
The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms.
Sarah Jessica Parker
The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three.
Isla Fisher
The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat!
Ashlee Simpson
The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy!
Britney Spears
The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children!
Salma Hayek
The 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one.
Vanessa Williams
The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four.
Elle Macpherson
The 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret Model/other "The Body" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two.
Courtney Cox
The 45 year-old friend is mother of one.
Michelle Obama
The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls!
Alyson Hannigan
The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!)
Naomi Watts
The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring... just so we're clear.
Brooke Shields
The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?
holy mothers of all that is holy… drooling over so many mothers in one and the same time… sweet post…
Outstanding!
Very nice indeed 🙂
Michelle Obama? Really? On what planet is she a MILF? You completely destroy the credibility of this list by putting her on there.
Polictical Pandering / MILF list more like it!
Disgraceful!
I TOTALLY AGREE ON THIS ONE!
Right now I can think of at least FIVE women who should be on this list instead of the FLOTUS.
PATRICIA HEATON
JADA PINKETT SMITH
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY
TONI BRAXTON
SUSAN SARANDON