DO YOU NEED A RULER: Which City Has The Biggest Dicks?
The Gloss posted a study ranking the top 20 US Cities with the biggest average penis size. I have no idea how they figured this out, but I have a secret conspiracy theory that men have a secret book/interweb/network in which they measure their dicks against one another. Anyway, here's the list.
20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
I would like to give a shout out to all my New York men, congrats for making it to number 4. I'm very satisfied with that number! Congrats to New Orleans with the clutch move at #1, very impressive. Though I honestly would have thought the biggest dicks would have been in Washington... Get it... because they're politicians!. Nevermind.
Via Jezebel