Why It Rocks To Be Gay

Since my Why It Sucks/Rocks Posts did so well and I've been neglecting the Uranians I'm extending the series! Yay another season, even if it is out of it's prime and needs to be put out of it's misery, I'm looking at you Grey's Anatomy! 1. You're A Trendy Accessory - Much like small dogs and designer handbags the gay sidekick as become a necessary celebrity accoutrement. Celebs everywhere are on the prowl for the perfect gay bestie! 2. Sexual Dynamite - Men love sex. It's true. Women love sex too but I read recently that men have 2.5 times more the capacity for thought on sexual activity as women. So, however much we might like sex, give it up, they like it more. With the added benefit of not having to worry about perioding and pregnancy it's bound to happen a little more often. 3. Out & Open Cities - San Francisco and New York City have been Mecca's for gays everywhere. It's a place where no one knows who you are, but it doesn't matter anyway. (ESP in NYC because we just don't give a fuck about anything.) 4 more reasons it rocks to dig cock after the jump! 4. Gay Icons - Britney Spears, Lady Gaga & Madonna, to name a few, are amazing artists that gay men appreciate and are allowed to! 5. Homo-Erotic Art - Most homo-erotic art is geared towards men. Not only is it aesthetically pleasing but it reaches people on a socio-sexual plane. 6. Fleet Week - Say it with me, "SEMEN!" Fleet week is great. Hot men in tight little uniforms, coming off a boat they've been trapped on for months! Hello sailor! 7. Neil Patrick Harris - What Would NPH Do?! This is the question I ask myself everyday. Suit up! NPH not only gives gay men a good name but he makes the ladies swoon too! I'm watchin' you Dougie Howser MD! Barney Stinson approves this message. Lesbians, check out Why It Rocks to be you!

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