The internet is all a buzz with the release of the Sex and the City 2 poster. Looking at this photoshop shitshow is like playing one of those electronic bar games: See If You Can Spot The Fuckups! Jezebel points out,

* Sarah Jessica Parker's eyes: Too close together. * Kim Cattrall's face: Painted? Or just cut from a different body and slapped on to the one seen here? * Kim Cattrall's elbow: Obviously carved out of a larger arm. The proportions from elbow to wrist are insane. And are the bones in her elbow really wider than her neck? * The size of the phantom calf allegedly belonging to Sarah Jessica Parker is not in proportion to the rest of her body — or to the more visible leg. * Does Kristin Davis have legs? Is that her knee? Has she sunk ankle-deep into the sand? (Is it quicksand?) * Since when does Kristin Davis have a giant rack? * No wonder Cynthia Nixon is trying to slink out of the frame.