penis – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 COSMO: What I Learned In July 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-july-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-july-2010/#comments Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:01:01 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1650 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In July 2010 →]]> Here's the long-awaited Cosmo recap for July featuring the stunning, pasties flaunting Shakira. Click the links below to be Cosmo'd! Shakira: Almost A Puff Piece - Pg 22-26
Colombian babies didn't wear shoes and resorted to "sniffing glue so they could forget how hungry they were." (Direct quote)
Cosmetic Vaginal Procedures - Pg 159-161
"Husbands love the peekaboo look" referring the absence of labia minora.
The Complete User's Guide To His Testicles - Pg 112-115
The seam running down the underside of his penis is right on line with the seem on his boys. This spot is uber sensitive and when touched the right way can send his orgasm over the top.
15 Surprising Sex Facts - Pg 105-107
Women with higher levels of oestradiol cheat more often.
Plan B Questions Answered - Pg 156
You can take it up to 72 hours after a lack of or failed contraceptives.
6 Ways To Better Sex - Pg 122
Stop sucking in that tummy when you're doing the dirty. If you do, it restricts breathing, which makes orgasming harder.
Trends For July
Hottest Trend: The Snooki - The munchkin look might be out, but bouffants are very in.
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St. Louis 11. Seattle 12. Miami 13. Indianapolis 14. Columbus 15. Boston 16. Denver 17. Los Angeles 18. Detroit 19. Philadelphia 20. Dallas/Ft. Worth I would like to give a shout out to all my New York men, congrats for making it to number 4. I'm very satisfied with that number! Congrats to New Orleans with the clutch move at #1, very impressive. Though I honestly would have thought the biggest dicks would have been in Washington... Get it... because they're politicians!. Nevermind. Via Jezebel]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/do-you-need-a-ruler-which-city-has-the-biggest-dicks/feed/ 2 695 Why It Rocks To Have A Penis https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/#respond Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:27:18 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=667 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Have A Penis →]]> Here you have it, the first two-parter coming your way. Are you excited about the next one? I am! Men, we already went over Why It Sucks To Have A Penis, so now we shall celebrate all the great things you've got going for you. (Because we all know it's nice to sandwich a criticism in compliments!) 10 Reasons It Rocks To Have A Penis 1. Beards - I have said time and time again, how much I wish I could grow a beard. I have an odd fixation with beards. They come in so many different sizes, shapes, textures, colors, ect. Oh the possibilities are endless! 2. Lower STD Rates - Yeah, women are getting infected with STDs at a higher rate than men are. Additionally certain diseases, ie chlamydia, are not symptomatic in men. Meaning, while you can give it to that ho fo' sho' you just hooked up with, you're just an innocent carrier. 3. Pregnancy - Some of you might think that having babies sucks, I don't. But I do understand that our bodied (unless you're Kelly Ripa) will never look the same after pregnancy. So kick back and relax, when you have a baby you're body will not be affected! 4. Men Are Sluts - Is this a revelation? I think not. The sexual double standard works in your favor. Men are encouraged to be sexually promiscuous. So while women are still living in the age of the scarlet letter, men are free to go around and slut it up! 6 more reasons being a dude is awesome after the jump! 5. You Can Pee Standing Up - Let me tell you one of my favorite jokes. God says to Adam, "I'm going to give you and Eve a magical power each, you get to pick. The first one is you get to pee standing up-" Adam interrupts God and shouts, "I want that one!" God say, "Adam, you haven't even heard the other power." Adan says, "No, I want that one, nothing's better than that!" God says, "Okay, Eve I guess you get multiple orgasms." Ba-da-ba! Hilarious, I know! But seriously, I go to a lot of sketchy places with skeezy bathroms and I'm always resentful when I have to drunkenly squat (it's dangerous.) 6. Viagra - Not only is the little blue pill covered by insurance but it's been endorsed by Bob Dole and had an Elvis song re-imagined to worship it. Viagra says "Fuck you Nature, I'm getting my dick wet tonight!" 7. Hormones - Yeah, yeah, yeah, men have a cycle, whatever. Your cycle doesn't make you fat, pimply, sore, crying and bitchy for one week a month for life! 8. Your Clock Isn't Ticking - Yes, career women everywhere are freezing their eggs because they simply don't have enough time to be a bitchin' CEO Barbie and a mommy in the same decade. Men, congrats, when you finally are ready to have Jrs. you're still fertile! 9. Marriage - Your chances of getting married, unlike a 40 year old women, are not equivalent to getting struck by lightening or killed by a terrorist. (Unless you live in a major city... Too soon?) 10. Networking - Men have a natural tendency to listen to other men, especially in the business world. If you're looking to network, men stick their heads up (quite literally) farther than a woman. Also, a man is more likely to be in a position of power than a woman. There you have it, if you enjoyed this you should check out why the grass is greener in the lady garden with Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina. Here's a song celebrating men in a wonderful falsetto voice! Warbled Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons invite you in! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/feed/ 0 667 Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-vagina/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-vagina/#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:12:07 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=669 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina →]]> As promised I am delivering my first part of my first two-parter. If you loved Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina you'll moderately like this! 10 Reasons Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina 1. Babies - Freud says women have penis envy, well I say that men have womb envy. Yeah, you men claim to be so grateful that you don't have to deliver babies; but really, deep down inside, you're jealous. We give life unto the world and that rocks! 2. We Live Longer - Hello insurance check! Women generally get another few years on this earth! 3. We're Prettier - Let's face it, there's a reason countless paintings, sculptures, songs and poems have been dedicated to the bodies and faces of women. We're better looking! 4. Better Orgasms! - It's true, women have better orgasms. The clitoris is many times more sensitive than the tip of the penis. Our orgasms aren't only more intense than a man's but we can have different types of orgasms, count 'em, 3 types: clitoral, G-spot, and the newly discovered female prostate! 6 more reasons being a chick is awesome after the jump! 5. Multiple Orgasms! - Yes, I'm making this two separate items because it deserves to be noticed. Guys, you can discharge/recharge, but we don't have to. If we get going just right we can come like a wave! 6. Boobs = Free Stuff - We've all done it, flirted, flashed some cleavage, worn fuck-me shoes to get some swag. There's a reason women don't have to pay to get into clubs and it's because the good club owners know women = money. We can get men to buy us drink after drink without even so much as giving away our digits. 7. We Are Master Manipulators (aka Mental Terrorists) - How often have you flashed your puppy dog eyes, whined or manipulated your way into getting what you want? Women are, as my future baby-daddy Dane Cook (CLICK IT) explains, Brain Ninjas. We know what to say to get what we want and we know how to fuck with your head. 8. We Get To Be Picky - Men, you have to deal with rejection, it sucks. Women, on the other hand, we get to be picky about our mates (up to a certain point of course.) If we don't like you we have no qualms about throwing you back. 9. Personal Style - While men tend to uniform themselves, with jerseys, same old pair of jeans and t-shirt and more formally with suits and tuxes, a woman is pushed to flaunt her personality through her own style. We know that variety is the spice of life and you can usually tell how we're feeling by how we look that day. 10. Girly Shit - It's awesome to be a woman because every now and then we get to be girls! We get to have manis and pedis and facials and drink fruity drinks and go shopping and have slumber parties and braid each others' hair and have pillow fights and teach each other how to french kiss... oh my, have I said too much? Well, there you have it. Being a chick rocks! If you enjoyed this check out Why It Rocks To Have A Penis. Take it away Shania! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-vagina/feed/ 2 669 Why It Sucks To Have A Penis https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:53:42 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=621 Continue reading Why It Sucks To Have A Penis →]]> Men, I love you, and I give you guys credit for everything you have to do. I believe I truly understand why it sucks to be a guy, and please, if you wish to correct me after you finish reading this then let's go out for a drink (my treat!) Why It Sucks To Have A Penis 1. You Have To Pay For Dates - While I do think a man should pay for the first three dates (at the very least the first) and I'll always offer to go Dutch, there are women who expect men to pay for a lot more. In this economy it's hard to date, and we understand that. Please refer to my post, Free Ways To Get Laid if your pockets are a little light of late. 2. Rejection - We do expect you to make the first move, we also expect you to get the fuck away from us if we shoot you down. It's hard to deal with rejection on a regular basis. My hat goes off to all the men who try, fail and continue to try! 3. Condoms - We understand that it must feel very claustrophobic for your little Princess Sophia to be tightly wrapped up in latex... but understand that pregnancy/abortions are expensive and herpes never dies! 4. You Die Sooner - Death is something that everyone has to face, it just sucks that men have a few years less to spend on the earth. But just think of it like this, when you die your wife is going to be left with nothing to mend her broken heart... except for all your money, personal belongings and pension. I kid. Not really. 6 more reasons why it sucks to be a dude after the jump! 5. Male Pattern Baldness - No consecutive three word phrase scares a man more than "male pattern baldness." We understand your pride is linked to your hair, or lack thereof, so men, cherish it while you've got it and just remember, it comes from your mother's side. 6. The Mental Illness Factor - Men are much more likely to be sociopaths and murderers. So while women might act crazy, men actually are CRAZY! 7. Fighting/Violence - You've been taught from a young age to never back down from a fight. And let's face it, no matter how drunk you are, or how much of a dick that other guy is being, sometimes we just want to say, "Let's hug it out man." 8. Rectal Exams - Scary but necessary... and no it's not "gay." 9. You Get Weird Looks When You Order A Fruity Drink - You know, sometimes after a long day of work, your feet are hurting and your boss ripped you a new one you just want to sit down, watch the game and kick back with a strawberry daiquiri, and who's to say you shouldn't? 10. Women Are Crazy - Women are crazy. I'm repeating it because it's true. We are emotional beings, but this isn't a bad thing. Men suppress a lot of their emotions because it's seen as a feminine and week quality, this also accounts for a high level of mental illnesses in men. Please let your feelings out, we'd be less crazy because we'd know how you feel. Also, sometimes a brother just needs to cry. There you have it. My 2-parter glob post. I hope all you ladies and gents have enjoyed it and maybe learned a little more about each other. Ladies, if you feel I'm being a little kind on the guys, check out the reasons Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina. ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/feed/ 2 621