Freedom. America. The Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest. These three things epitomize the 4th of July... our Independence Day! And this year the famed Penis Swallowing... I mean Hotdog Eating Contest goes to an American, Joey Chestnut, the raining champ of wiener munching, downed 68 hotdogs in 12 minutes! Oh there are so many things I can say about that... but I am a Kla$$y lady and I'll keep those thoughts to my own dirrty self! Here's hoping you're all celebrating America's B-day with BBBQ, beer and Will Smith!