Oh how the mighty have fallen! Megan Hauserman just cannot catch a break. This fairy tale starts out the way many beautiful stories do... on reality television.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Megan Hauserman, who was made more beautiful by her surgeon and colorist, a humble prince named Hugh Heffner took pity on the poor princess and put her in his magazine, nude of course. And so our journey begins, the fame that the princess experienced made her want more and not only that, but she wanted to put it to good, so she signed up to be on
Beauty and the Geek season 3, and she was! Not only was she the fairest and nicest of the princesses but she won! And so the princess' hunger for fame grew, and the more it grew the more insatiable she became. She started acting reckless, auditioning for shows like
Rock of Love, I Love Money and
Charm School. Yes, Princess Megan's greed grew and grew and it was obvious what she was after all along, greenbacks. And so the producers of VH1 reality decided to give into her desire and gave her her own reality television show, called
Megan Wants a Millionaire... and it seemed that the princess had gotten her wish. She met an equally beautiful, charming and money hungry prince who was Canadian and needed a green card, his name was Ryan Jenkins. And Megan thought she was in love... until they had to cancel her show mid season because Prince Ryan murdered his wife and then killed himself. And so the princess was stripped of her title and had to take shelter in the one place she knew she could... a strip club. And so she slaved and worked the pole to get her beloved greenbacks back. And of course since her life sucked she started drinking a little bit, which is what most princesses will tell you to do if you're feeling down, but she forgot that she had to drive her pumpkin to the strip club to be on time... and so she drove... drunk and got pulled over by a cop, finger printed, photographed and now her mug shot is all over blogs and globs alike. And so she lived unhappily ever after. The end.
And that kids, is what we like to call a cautionary tale. Can anyone guess what the moral is?!
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Jump for a gallery of Megan's transformation, from humble princess to glassy-eyed stripper. Including one NSFW Playboy shot and a clip of Sharon Osbourne politely beating the shit out of her.
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Oh how the mighty have fallen! Megan Hauserman just cannot catch a break. This fairy tale starts out the way many beautiful stories do... on reality television.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Megan Hauserman, who was made more beautiful by her surgeon and colorist, a humble prince named Hugh Heffner took pity on the poor princess and put her in his magazine, nude of course. And so our journey begins, the fame that the princess experienced made her want more and not only that, but she wanted to put it to good, so she signed up to be on Beauty and the Geek season 3, and she was! Not only was she the fairest and nicest of the princesses but she won! And so the princess' hunger for fame grew, and the more it grew the more insatiable she became. She started acting reckless, auditioning for shows like Rock of Love, I Love Money and Charm School. Yes, Princess Megan's greed grew and grew and it was obvious what she was after all along, greenbacks. And so the producers of VH1 reality decided to give into her desire and gave her her own reality television show, called Megan Wants a Millionaire... and it seemed that the princess had gotten her wish. She met an equally beautiful, charming and money hungry prince who was Canadian and needed a green card, his name was Ryan Jenkins. And Megan thought she was in love... until they had to cancel her show mid season because Prince Ryan murdered his wife and then killed himself. And so the princess was stripped of her title and had to take shelter in the one place she knew she could... a strip club. And so she slaved and worked the pole to get her beloved greenbacks back. And of course since her life sucked she started drinking a little bit, which is what most princesses will tell you to do if you're feeling down, but she forgot that she had to drive her pumpkin to the strip club to be on time... and so she drove... drunk and got pulled over by a cop, finger printed, photographed and now her mug shot is all over blogs and globs alike. And so she lived unhappily ever after. The end.
And that kids, is what we like to call a cautionary tale. Can anyone guess what the moral is?!
VIa ONTD
Jump for a gallery of Megan's transformation, from humble princess to glassy-eyed stripper. Including one NSFW Playboy shot and a clip of Sharon Osbourne politely beating the shit out of her.
Continue reading REVERSE CINDERELLA: The Megan Hauserman Story