As you all should know, a little while back Jon Stewart announced that he would be hosting a march in Washington D.C. on October 30, 2010. He is calling it a Rally to Restore Sanity and its purpose is somewhat vague, but I'm guessing it has something to do with proving something to the government. Soon after Jon Stewart announced his rally, Stephen Colbert announced a counter-rally called the March to Keep Fear Alive. I'm assuming this, much like the rest of Mr. Colbert's comedy, is satirical but one can only hope.
Now, for the record, I'd just like to say I'm not a huge fan of either of these very attractive gentlemen, I find them brazen and semi-offensive. However, I do see what they're doing and it's trying to get their primary audience, young people, off their asses and into the world of political relevance, and for that, I am grateful.
And so, I, MissBleecker, will be traveling by bus (fo' free bitches), a very long 5 hrs to Washington D.C. to attend the marches. I will only be in D.C. for three hours and then I will board the bus, back to New York and have another jolly 5 hr long bus ride. And why am I doing this, my loyal and deranged readers? Well for you of course. I know all of you aren't the smartest little things, or the most politically savvy, but I know you do care about vague yet highly publicized D.C. protests hosted by attractive celebrities. So, for you, my dear readers, I am going to do something I've never done before; I am going to LiveBlog the Washington D.C. marches! That's right, tomorrow, when thousands of people hit the National Mall I will be there, my trusty SmartPhone in tow and I will be feeding you detail by glorious detail, and if you're lucky you might get a picture or two. So, sit back, relax and refresh because even if your lazy ass can't make it to Washington, my juicy one will be front and center!
Side Note: If by any chance one of you reading this is in D.C. tomorrow, I'll be the only one wearing a Radioactive Cookies t-shirt. If you tap me on the shoulder and call me MissBleecker, I'll give you a free kiss! MissBleecker Takes Washington D.C.
As you all should know, a little while back Jon Stewart announced that he would be hosting a march in Washington D.C. on October 30, 2010. He is calling it a Rally to Restore Sanity and its purpose is somewhat vague, but I'm guessing it has something to do with proving something to the government. Soon after Jon Stewart announced his rally, Stephen Colbert announced a counter-rally called the March to Keep Fear Alive. I'm assuming this, much like the rest of Mr. Colbert's comedy, is satirical but one can only hope.
Now, for the record, I'd just like to say I'm not a huge fan of either of these very attractive gentlemen, I find them brazen and semi-offensive. However, I do see what they're doing and it's trying to get their primary audience, young people, off their asses and into the world of political relevance, and for that, I am grateful.
And so, I, MissBleecker, will be traveling by bus (fo' free bitches), a very long 5 hrs to Washington D.C. to attend the marches. I will only be in D.C. for three hours and then I will board the bus, back to New York and have another jolly 5 hr long bus ride. And why am I doing this, my loyal and deranged readers? Well for you of course. I know all of you aren't the smartest little things, or the most politically savvy, but I know you do care about vague yet highly publicized D.C. protests hosted by attractive celebrities. So, for you, my dear readers, I am going to do something I've never done before; I am going to LiveBlog the Washington D.C. marches! That's right, tomorrow, when thousands of people hit the National Mall I will be there, my trusty SmartPhone in tow and I will be feeding you detail by glorious detail, and if you're lucky you might get a picture or two. So, sit back, relax and refresh because even if your lazy ass can't make it to Washington, my juicy one will be front and center!
Side Note: If by any chance one of you reading this is in D.C. tomorrow, I'll be the only one wearing a Radioactive Cookies t-shirt. If you tap me on the shoulder and call me MissBleecker, I'll give you a free kiss!