It's a sad, sad day in the campy commercial world. The FreeCreditReport.com Guy, aka Eric Violette, aka my FBD (future baby daddy) is officially out of commission! I just saw a commercial advertising for the next FreeCreditReport.com band. So hang up those pirate hats, put away those Robin Hood tights and give a big kiss goodbye to the cute bassist who never gets enough credit because the world will see them no more. I just wanted to let the original FreeCreditReport.com band know that you are the first, and one and only band in my eyes. We will never forget you. This one goes out to you. Dust! PS To Eric Violette, if you ever want to come chill in NYC I know a MissBleecker who would be more than happy to show you around! PPS To whoever is the voice behind the face in the commercials, the same goes to you! PPPS If you want to be the next FreeCreditReport.com band I can't tell you how to do it because there's no information on the website about it and I hear the whole site is scam anyway so you probably should just stay away from all things associated with it and even if you did apply and get the gig which would be highly unlikely do you really want to walk in the footsteps of giants? (Also there was no grammatical structure or punctuation in the previous sentence.)