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Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian

[Insert joke implying lesbians are good at sports and stronger than men.] 1. Low Risk Situation - Most STDs are not a problem for lesbians. And pregnancy is impossible. Basically being a lesbian is like investing in low risk stocks. Not a lot of bad is going to happen to you! 2. Sexual Acceptance - In film and television lesbianism is much more prevalent than male homosexual sex. Somehow the censors feel it's okay to show lesbians getting it on. Possibly because lesbian sex is more socially acceptable! 3. No Bells & Whistles - Throw out your birth control and let those condoms expire! You don't need anything extra to fool around with another girl! Leaving the distractions behind, I'm sure, is an added pleasure! Dive for 4 more reasons going down is bitchin'! Continue reading Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian