If you're not caught up on season 5, watch HBO's previously on above, or read my GoT Round-Up post.
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EPISODE STATS
Death Toll: 2 onscreen deaths (Doran and Trystane Martell), and 2 confirmed deaths (Jon Snow and Miranda) Reveals: Melisandre's necklace makes her appear young and beautiful, she is actually an old hag. Biggest Climb: Sansa finally escaped from the Bolton's and has a new protector in Brienne and a running crew to boot. Lowest Fall: Khaleesi went from Dothraki sex slave to being banished to live out her days with the rest of the Khals' widows.WESTEROS
The Wall
Jon Snow's body, Ghost, Melisandre, Davos, Thorne, Night's Watch
What We Know: Season 6 gets right into the thick of it. Davos discovers Jon's body and he and a few of Jon's Night's Watch boys lock themselves in a room with Melisandre and Ghost. Thorne admits to killing Jon and is like, "So?" But the Goodies left in the Night's Watch aren't having any of it, so they send one of their own out to round up some Wildlings to overthrow Thorne's new hold over the Crows. Meanwhile Davos is vouching hard for Melisandre to do something magical with Jon, but all we get from her is another unnecessary boob scene, which reveals her favorite accessory, is actually a source of her powers. She removes the choker every night to tuck herself into bed, as nude old Rose from Titanic. Also, who gave her her own room and undisturbed alone time during this stand-off?
Predictions: It's been rumored that Thoros, the red priest we met in season 3 who can bring people back from the dead, is going to be making an appearance in season 6. Perhaps he's going to help Melisandre bring Jon back? One can only hope.
Winterfell
Sansa, Theon, The Boltons, Brienne, Pod
What We Know: Ramsay mourns the loss of his KMD (kennel-master's-daughter) and then feeds her to the dogs she loved so much, talk about an old-fashioned romantic. He's getting major pressure from Roose to get his shit together, because wifey is pregnant with a boy (because of all the sonogram machines they had in the North.) Meanwhile, Bolton Bannermen are on the hunt for runaways Sansa and Theon, who decide to take a little nap, because running for your life is really tiring. They are caught and all hope appears lost until Brienne and Pod come riding in swords-a-swinging. They defeat the Bolton Boys and form a new super-group.
Predictions: It's been a long time since anything positive has happened to any of these characters, so fans should revel in this moment. HBO released the title of Episode 3, it's called "Oathbreaker." This could be foreshadowing something bad happening to/involving Brienne, who's sword is named "Oathkeeper."
King's Landing
Cersei, Jaime
What We Know: Cersei sees Jaime's ship returning and runs to the bay to meet him, only to discover Myrcella is returning home under a golden shroud, kind of like what the witch told her in the opening scene of season 5.
Predictions: In the next on, we see Cersei and Jaime gearing up for an all out battle with the Faith Militant. While Jaime seems to be getting his own hands dirty, Cersei is going to be employing Franken-Mountain in the upcoming episode.
Margaery, Sparrow, Septa
What We Know: Septa continues to seek a confession from Margaery, who refuses to admit anything. Sparrow comes into Marg's cell to reason with her, but she's only concerned with her brother's well-being.
Predictions: Marg and Loras are going to have to do compromise with the Seven to save their skins, since the Tyrells and King Tommen seem to be MIA in the matter. Marg, who is popular with the public, might repent and become their new spokesperson, or at least make the offer to manipulate her way out of prison.
Dorne
Ellaria, The Sand Snakes, Doran, Trystane
What We Know: Ellaria is walking around the water gardens with Prince Doran (he can walk now?) when he gets news of Myrcella's murder. So Ellaria and her daughter shank Doran and his one loyal bodyguard, while the Sand Snakes take care of Trystane.
Predictions: So this means there are no more legitimate Martells left, only Oberyn's bastard daughters, the Sand Snakes. It appears as if Dorne is now a female run nation, which is kind of cool, I guess... But it also probably means they are going to wage war with the Lannisters.
ESSOS
The Grass Sea (Dothraki Territory)
Daenerys
What We Know: Dany is taken prisoner by the Dothraki hoard. I guess they don't know who she is, because all they can talk about is whether the carpet matches the drapes. She is brought to the new Khal Moro, who's wives want her head. Khal is like, "bitches be jealous, but I am going to lie with you." Khaleesi gives her whole name-title schpeel, which doesn't work. Then she remembers the loophole to Dothraki rape, a Khal's widdow is off limits. 
As soon as she name-drops Drogo, Moro releases her. But when she asks to be taken back to Meereen, Moro is like, "No, no, you're going to Vaes Dothrak, that's where we send all the Khal's widows."
Predictions: Things are not looking too good for Khaleesi, she just went from slave to being banished to a land of Dothraki Widows. Maybe she'll add a new title to her endless name? Warden of Widows? We see Drogon flying over the Dothraki hoard, so it mustn't be long before her #1 dragon son comes to momma's rescue, right? Seriously, there were no dragons in episode 1, can we get some scales please?!
Jorah, Daario
What We Know: We catch up with Jorah and Daario where we last saw Dany, in the middle of an unknown field somewhere in The Grass Sea. They catch onto the fact that she's been taken by the Dothraki and go on their way in rescuing her, but not before Jorah takes a moment to pick at his Greyscale. Seriously, the more you pick a scab the worse the scar, he needs to leave that alone, and definitely stop touching everyone.
Predictions: It's only a matter of time before Daario discovers Jorah's Greyscale. Has anyone tried cutting off the infected limb? It seems like the first thing to try, maybe he's waiting until it spreads to the elbow? We see helmeted knights with a three-headed dragon emblem in the season 6 teasers murdering some dudes, it's probably safe to say Daario and Jorah are going to run into some unwanted company soon.
Meereen
Tyrion, Varys
What We Know: Tyrion and Varys dress like commoners so they can explore the hard streets of Meereen. They see some political graffiti comparing Dany to the Masters, meaning our favorite Mhysa is sliding in popularity since executing one of her free people. Then there's a big commotion, which Varys and Tyrion have to run towards. It turns out that someone, probably the Masters/Sons of the Harpy, have set all of the ships on fire and now no one can leave Meereen, bummer.
Predictions: While Varys and Tyrion are walking through an empty square we see someone watching them, now who could that be? In HBO's 6.2 description they basically say Tyrion has to make his own good news. Is it possible that Tyrion could release the dragons tied up in the Meereen palace basement?
Braavos
Arya, The Waif
What We Know: Arya is now a blind beggar in Braavos, say that 5 times fast! She's really down on herself for fucking up so hard with the Many Faced God, but apparently things aren't over for her yet. The Waif (didn't know that was her name until I looked it up) goes to Arya, tosses her a stick and beats her silly until she decides she's had enough, and leaves, promising to return the next day.
Predictions: The Waif is obviously training Arya to be a blind assassin. If Arya picks things up she'll basically become the Daredevil of Braavos, but I guess she'd still need to go to law school...
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