https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Tue, 26 Apr 2016 14:56:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 108799538 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/#respond Wed, 30 Mar 2016 03:38:46 +0000 http://www.radioactivecookies.com/?p=4104 Continue reading Phat Girls II: 50 Curvy Women Breaking Boundaries →]]> Phat Girls list, my most popular post ever. So I've compiled here, for my cushion lovin' readers, a list that displays the diverse beauty that Phat Girls encompass. The original post celebrated 25 voluptuous women in Hollywood, well now I'm doubling down with 50 full-beautied actresses, models, musicians, comedians and showrunners. I give you, Phat Girls II!

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[See image gallery at www.radioactivecookies.com] ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/feed/ 0 4104 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/#respond Thu, 10 Mar 2011 07:00:35 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=3096 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011 →]]> What, can I say? It's been a while. It seems while one of my original From Scratch monthly posts recapping the cockamamie advice of one Cosmopolitan Magazine has been good to me with a plentitude of hits, I have not been very good to it, throwing it to the wayside in exchange for copious amounts of Ke$ha posts. Well I'm sorry, to the Cosmo rag and RadCooks faithfuls alike. I was doing all over you, myself included, a disservice of massive proportions. But don't fret, my duties to the Sex Bible will no longer go untended. What's the change in attitude, say you? Well dear internet-mongers, it's Lent, and as a terrible Catholic and one who's never kept a Lent Resolution (what do you call what you give up for 40 days?) I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I'm not giving anything up this Lent, because that would be counter-productive, instead I'm going to do something. And what shall I do, you ask? I'm going to do reading! It's really quite shameful, I'm a writer, in and out, I write for fun, I write for leisure, I write for pay, I write because I'm always right but I don't read. So I'm going to, at least for the next 40 days (hopefully.) Today I'm reading Cosmo's April edition, cover to cover, even the monthly rape article. I know what you're thinking, Cosmo isn't real reading, well to you I say, baby steps, my friend. Tomorrow I'm hitting Freud's "Three Contributions To The Theory of Sex," but tonight, tonight I read about PC muscles and mildly kinky sex! Without further ado, here's your Cosmo Recap for April 2011 starring Tron: Legacy's Olivia Wilde! Cosmo Cover Girl: Olivia Wilde pg. 48-51 Birth Control Break Down: Why Your Method Sucks, Plus A NEW Condom & Morning After Pill! pg. 162-165 The Sexy Side Of Ovulation pg. 158-159 A Three-Step Guide To The Full Body Orgasm pg. 134 101 Things About Men: ORLY?! pg. 70-73 MacGyver Beauty Tips pg. 203-207 Your Hair Might Look Good, But It Can Also Give You Cancer! pg. 176 Read Olivia Wilde's full article below! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/feed/ 0 3096 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/missbleeckers-guide-to-halloween-costumes/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/missbleeckers-guide-to-halloween-costumes/#respond Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:39:38 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2366 Continue reading MissBleecker’s Guide To Halloween Costumes →]]> Happy Holidays Everyone! Halloween marks the beginning of a long line of Judeo-Christian-National Holidays to come! Ah yes, tis the season, the season of Fall, when here in the Northeast, the leaves start to change, the weather gets nippier and you're allowed to layer because of all the winter weight you'll be packing on! Yes, I am indeed falling in love with Fall this year and Halloween is just the cherry on my end-of-summer sundae. So You Wanna Play Dress Up? Ask me why, Halloween is my favorite day of the year! Okay, okay, I'll tell you! Well as most of you bitches know, I'm tipping the scales of sanity, so Halloween is the one day of the year that I can go into the crazy room, let my freak flag fly and simultaneously party with Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Ninja Turtles! For New York especially, Halloween is the one night of the year when all rules are off, and in a time when there are no rules, how are we to know what to do? Well my dearies, that's why I've created this guide. No one is more learned with Halloween than I, so breathe easy, you're in experienced hands! Whorestumes Wittystumes Co$tumes Groupstumes & Couplestumes The NO List (Don't Say I Didn't Warn You) This post is brought to you by The Bed Intruder Costume (I'm sure we'll be seeing a few Antoine Dodsons on the 31st.) ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/missbleeckers-guide-to-halloween-costumes/feed/ 0 2366 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/victorias-secret-presents-slutoween/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/victorias-secret-presents-slutoween/#comments Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:08:18 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1806 Continue reading Victoria’s Secret Presents: SLUTOWEEN →]]> Victoria's Secret announced that, beginning this fall, they will be branching out from skanky overpriced lingerie and 90s style catalogue collections and will now be selling sexy Halloween costumes! Playboy and Leg Avenue are at the forefront of slutty, overpriced, cheaply made outfits but with Vicky's now joining the ranks we're looking at a revolution in whorestumes. Just personally speaking now, because you know I normally like to keep my opinions to myself (not), but as Halloween is my favorite day of the year (yes more than Christmas and more than my birthday combined) I am deeply offended by the whole "sexy costume" business. First of all most of the women (or pre-pubescent girls) who wear the slut-numbers are actually not very sexy. And since theses so-called costumes are made on the model of a Playboy centerfold and with the blood/sweat/tears of poor Filipino children they are generally not flattering on most, if not all, body types. Now I've always been one to make my costumes and I generally prefer the witty costumes approach (when I was 16 I went to school dressed as a pregnant prom queen. Needless to say, it was a big hit.) But who knows, maybe Vicky's Secret will churn out a little higher quality, if not Klass, of "costumes." I actually was thinking of going as something sexy this year... like a sexy bearded lady. That's witty right? Via ONTD]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/victorias-secret-presents-slutoween/feed/ 3 1806 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/#comments Sun, 09 May 2010 05:47:25 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1292 Continue reading HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms →]]> Octomom invites you in! Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs! Angelina Jolie The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones! Kate Hudson The 31 year-old actress is mother of one. Michelle Williams The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?! Gwen Stefani The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two! Jennifer Garner The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two. Victoria Beckham The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three! Halle Berry The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one. Katie Holmes The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one. Heidi Klum The 36 year-old Victoria's Secret model is mother to five! Madonna The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two. Cindy Crawford The 44 year-old super-molemodel is mother to two. Jenny McCarthy The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon? Denise Richards The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two. Catherine Zeta Jones The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two. Demi Moore The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three! Brooke Burke The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two. Pamela Anderson The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two! Kelly Ripa The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three. Reese Witherspoon The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two. Nicole Kidman The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three. Julia Roberts The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three. Jennifer Lopez The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two. Kourtney Kardashian The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV. Sandra Bullock The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby! Jessica Alba The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl! Christina Aguilera The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one. Milla Jovovich The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one. Gwyneth Paltrow The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms. Sarah Jessica Parker The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three. Isla Fisher The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat! Ashlee Simpson The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy! Britney Spears The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children! Salma Hayek The 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one. Vanessa Williams The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four. Elle Macpherson The 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret Model/other "The Body" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two. Courtney Cox The 45 year-old friend is mother of one. Michelle Obama The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls! Alyson Hannigan The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!) Naomi Watts The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring... just so we're clear. Brooke Shields The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/feed/ 6 1292