vagina – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 NO MAKEUP WEEK: Day 4 – Sunday https://www.radioactivecookies.com/no-makeup-week-day-4-sunday/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/no-makeup-week-day-4-sunday/#respond Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:23:00 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2191 Continue reading NO MAKEUP WEEK: Day 4 – Sunday →]]> The Day Of Rest I might have taken Sunday as a day of rest a little too literally. Yesterday I slept most of the day away, finally waking up 2PM. I did the usual: recon to find all my belongings I'd scattered around my room in my altered state, recounted my weekend with a long-distance friend, and ate left-over Indian food. Before I knew it, I had to be on my merry way, for this weekend I had a full dance card and my next tango was coming up in the form of a birthday party in the ABCs. But first thing's first, I was overdue to get my lady garden landscaped by the "we don't fuck around" Russian ladies at Dyanna Spa (highly recommended.) When I got there, my Waxer/Waxologist (what's the job title?) took a look at my face and said, "You look different." She said she didn't know what it was but that it was different and nice. And so we conversed about different things, the weekend, my job, my vagina; my naked face seemed to be bridging not only a language barrier but bringing me closer to a woman who'd seen me in more positions than my yoga instructor. Sunday, Bloody Sunday I was beginning to feel more confident, especially after my weekend of partying. No one really seemed to notice I wasn't wearing makeup, and if they did, they didn't care. Which goes back to the old philosophy, people care far too much about themselves to notice anyone else. After the party, I checked out a tattoo parlor (I'm thinking of getting one,) and looking at the artists' books and the massive work that people had gotten made me question beauty. More so than putting a face on everyday, we all have beauty routines. We brush our hair, we moisturize, we accessorize, we create ensembles, we make up, we dye, we wax, we tattoo, we pierce, we tuck, we implant, we Lipo, I could go on forever, but I think you get the point. Beauty routines are not abnormal, but they are varying, both by way and extent. Now some might say certain regimens or procedures are unnecessary, and they might very well be, but they might very well not be to that individual. But where and when do we draw a distinction between normal, acceptable beauty alterations and deformation? Side Note: I know I'm raising a lot of really deep questions this week, and while I might not be able to answer all or even any of them definitively by the end of the week, they represent more of a greater meditation on beauty than just asinine questions meant to confuse the reader. I'm guessing this didn't help with that much. This post is brought to you by Original RadFem, and no stranger to makeup, Christina Aguilera. ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/no-makeup-week-day-4-sunday/feed/ 0 2191 COSMO: What I Learned In July 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-july-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-july-2010/#comments Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:01:01 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1650 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In July 2010 →]]> Here's the long-awaited Cosmo recap for July featuring the stunning, pasties flaunting Shakira. Click the links below to be Cosmo'd! Shakira: Almost A Puff Piece - Pg 22-26
Colombian babies didn't wear shoes and resorted to "sniffing glue so they could forget how hungry they were." (Direct quote)
Cosmetic Vaginal Procedures - Pg 159-161
"Husbands love the peekaboo look" referring the absence of labia minora.
The Complete User's Guide To His Testicles - Pg 112-115
The seam running down the underside of his penis is right on line with the seem on his boys. This spot is uber sensitive and when touched the right way can send his orgasm over the top.
15 Surprising Sex Facts - Pg 105-107
Women with higher levels of oestradiol cheat more often.
Plan B Questions Answered - Pg 156
You can take it up to 72 hours after a lack of or failed contraceptives.
6 Ways To Better Sex - Pg 122
Stop sucking in that tummy when you're doing the dirty. If you do, it restricts breathing, which makes orgasming harder.
Trends For July
Hottest Trend: The Snooki - The munchkin look might be out, but bouffants are very in.
See gallery below for full scans of the Shakira article. ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-july-2010/feed/ 3 1650 HBIC Khloe Kardashian Breaks Vaginal Wall https://www.radioactivecookies.com/hbic-khloe-kardashian-breaks-vaginal-wall/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/hbic-khloe-kardashian-breaks-vaginal-wall/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:06:58 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=919 Continue reading HBIC Khloe Kardashian Breaks Vaginal Wall →]]> I recently globbed about the new feminine product line called U by Kotex. Well, not only are they breaking the social stigma by opening the conversation on vaginal health but now they have the HBIC herself, Khloe Kardashian among their ranks. Khloe is running the gambit of press circles between an informational video and a literal breaking of a wall containing euphemisms and words meant to hold women back... like Vajayjay (I never liked that word!) Damn you Grey's Anatomy for brining it into popular use! Here's Oprah and her Vajayjay. And a gallery of KK smashing it up! Via BWE ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/hbic-khloe-kardashian-breaks-vaginal-wall/feed/ 1 919 KOTEX & MOTHER NATURE: Opening The Conversation On Vaginal Health https://www.radioactivecookies.com/kotex-mother-nature-opening-the-conversation-on-vaginal-health/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/kotex-mother-nature-opening-the-conversation-on-vaginal-health/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:14:41 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=735 Continue reading KOTEX & MOTHER NATURE: Opening The Conversation On Vaginal Health →]]> Access Hollywood or The Insider (or some other variation) this fabulous commercial came on about tampons, periods and advertising, oh my! Kotex is launching a new line of feminine products designed for women who are annoyed by getting their periods but would still like their tampons to be pretty (AKA every woman!) So I did as the good advertisers told me and I went to the website for more information.
In a recent survey, 70% of women said they wish society would change the way it talks about vaginal health, but less than half feel like they can do anything about it. U by Kotex* brand wants to help women change the conversation about periods and vaginal care. By bringing it out into the open, we hope that every woman will learn to think differently, talk openly, take charge, help Break the Cycle* and begin to feel comfortable with her body and confident about her personal care.
Kotex, I'd like to personally thank you for trying to open up the conversation about menstruation. As you frequent readers of my glob know, I am pretty open about talking about perioding, however, there are many people in the world who are not. A period is a natural, yet annoying, part of life. So thank you Kotex, for trying to represent vaginal health... even if this is really all just to make a buck. And I must admit those tampons do look very pretty, but I'm going to stick with my Tampax Compak Pearl Tampons... variety pack... unscented! Product placement, what?! Visit U by Kotex for more information!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/kotex-mother-nature-opening-the-conversation-on-vaginal-health/feed/ 2 735 Why It Rocks To Have A Penis https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/#respond Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:27:18 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=667 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Have A Penis →]]> Here you have it, the first two-parter coming your way. Are you excited about the next one? I am! Men, we already went over Why It Sucks To Have A Penis, so now we shall celebrate all the great things you've got going for you. (Because we all know it's nice to sandwich a criticism in compliments!) 10 Reasons It Rocks To Have A Penis 1. Beards - I have said time and time again, how much I wish I could grow a beard. I have an odd fixation with beards. They come in so many different sizes, shapes, textures, colors, ect. Oh the possibilities are endless! 2. Lower STD Rates - Yeah, women are getting infected with STDs at a higher rate than men are. Additionally certain diseases, ie chlamydia, are not symptomatic in men. Meaning, while you can give it to that ho fo' sho' you just hooked up with, you're just an innocent carrier. 3. Pregnancy - Some of you might think that having babies sucks, I don't. But I do understand that our bodied (unless you're Kelly Ripa) will never look the same after pregnancy. So kick back and relax, when you have a baby you're body will not be affected! 4. Men Are Sluts - Is this a revelation? I think not. The sexual double standard works in your favor. Men are encouraged to be sexually promiscuous. So while women are still living in the age of the scarlet letter, men are free to go around and slut it up! 6 more reasons being a dude is awesome after the jump! 5. You Can Pee Standing Up - Let me tell you one of my favorite jokes. God says to Adam, "I'm going to give you and Eve a magical power each, you get to pick. The first one is you get to pee standing up-" Adam interrupts God and shouts, "I want that one!" God say, "Adam, you haven't even heard the other power." Adan says, "No, I want that one, nothing's better than that!" God says, "Okay, Eve I guess you get multiple orgasms." Ba-da-ba! Hilarious, I know! But seriously, I go to a lot of sketchy places with skeezy bathroms and I'm always resentful when I have to drunkenly squat (it's dangerous.) 6. Viagra - Not only is the little blue pill covered by insurance but it's been endorsed by Bob Dole and had an Elvis song re-imagined to worship it. Viagra says "Fuck you Nature, I'm getting my dick wet tonight!" 7. Hormones - Yeah, yeah, yeah, men have a cycle, whatever. Your cycle doesn't make you fat, pimply, sore, crying and bitchy for one week a month for life! 8. Your Clock Isn't Ticking - Yes, career women everywhere are freezing their eggs because they simply don't have enough time to be a bitchin' CEO Barbie and a mommy in the same decade. Men, congrats, when you finally are ready to have Jrs. you're still fertile! 9. Marriage - Your chances of getting married, unlike a 40 year old women, are not equivalent to getting struck by lightening or killed by a terrorist. (Unless you live in a major city... Too soon?) 10. Networking - Men have a natural tendency to listen to other men, especially in the business world. If you're looking to network, men stick their heads up (quite literally) farther than a woman. Also, a man is more likely to be in a position of power than a woman. There you have it, if you enjoyed this you should check out why the grass is greener in the lady garden with Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina. Here's a song celebrating men in a wonderful falsetto voice! Warbled Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons invite you in! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/feed/ 0 667