STD – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010/#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 18:33:33 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1428 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010 →]]> Here we are again. Another month, another issue of Cosmopolitan, complete with the latest groundbreaking innovations in sex, fashion and everything female. The June issue features Pink in a Iron Man inspired frock. Since it's Spring Time I've decided to add a new featured column to my monthly Cosmo recaps, look for Trends by month! And a 1, 2, 3 and away we go! Click the links below to be Cosmoed! Pink Is A Badass - Pg 46-51
I'm sure her therapist will point out that her parents' turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband.
Sex Tips From Guys - Pg 132-135
The Catcher - Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!
Questions For Your Gyno - Pg 192-195
Can I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?
The Immaculate Orgasm - Pg 204
Seriously, this is an article in Cosmo, with the cover that boasts, "Orgasm Guaranteed." The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can you're way to the big O.
What To Change So A Man Will Want You - Pg136-139
He's stressed, we know, so Cosmo suggests putting your feelings on the back burner and being his shoulder to not cry on.
Tall Men vs. Short Men - Pg 81
Tall Men are... Rich - According to Cosmo, "a study" [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above "what" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.
*NEW* Trends For June
Hottest Trend: White on White
See gallery below for full scans of Pink's interview! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010/feed/ 1 1428 Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:56:54 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=803 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian →]]> [Insert joke implying lesbians are good at sports and stronger than men.] 1. Low Risk Situation - Most STDs are not a problem for lesbians. And pregnancy is impossible. Basically being a lesbian is like investing in low risk stocks. Not a lot of bad is going to happen to you! 2. Sexual Acceptance - In film and television lesbianism is much more prevalent than male homosexual sex. Somehow the censors feel it's okay to show lesbians getting it on. Possibly because lesbian sex is more socially acceptable! 3. No Bells & Whistles - Throw out your birth control and let those condoms expire! You don't need anything extra to fool around with another girl! Leaving the distractions behind, I'm sure, is an added pleasure! Dive for 4 more reasons going down is bitchin'! 4. FOREPLAY IS ALLPLAY - It's no secret that women love foreplay! If you're a lady getting it on with another lady, you don't have to worry about having her return the favor and making sure your oven is pre-heated! You two will be cooking all night long! (Side note: I'm really into the corny one liners recently!) 5. Babies - While gay men can have a hard time adopting and an even harder time finding surrogate lesbians have two spare wombs! Not to mention, sperm banks are more popular and more accessible than egg banks. 6. All The Bells & Whistles - I know what I said in #3 but let me spit two words at you: SEX TOYS. 7. Ellen Degeneres - No one plays the game better than pro-baller Ellen Degeneres! She's a chick-magnet, funny as hell and can save anyone's life in a dance-off! Hey fabulous gay men, here's Why You Rock!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/feed/ 1 803 Why It Rocks To Have A Penis https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/#respond Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:27:18 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=667 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Have A Penis →]]> Here you have it, the first two-parter coming your way. Are you excited about the next one? I am! Men, we already went over Why It Sucks To Have A Penis, so now we shall celebrate all the great things you've got going for you. (Because we all know it's nice to sandwich a criticism in compliments!) 10 Reasons It Rocks To Have A Penis 1. Beards - I have said time and time again, how much I wish I could grow a beard. I have an odd fixation with beards. They come in so many different sizes, shapes, textures, colors, ect. Oh the possibilities are endless! 2. Lower STD Rates - Yeah, women are getting infected with STDs at a higher rate than men are. Additionally certain diseases, ie chlamydia, are not symptomatic in men. Meaning, while you can give it to that ho fo' sho' you just hooked up with, you're just an innocent carrier. 3. Pregnancy - Some of you might think that having babies sucks, I don't. But I do understand that our bodied (unless you're Kelly Ripa) will never look the same after pregnancy. So kick back and relax, when you have a baby you're body will not be affected! 4. Men Are Sluts - Is this a revelation? I think not. The sexual double standard works in your favor. Men are encouraged to be sexually promiscuous. So while women are still living in the age of the scarlet letter, men are free to go around and slut it up! 6 more reasons being a dude is awesome after the jump! 5. You Can Pee Standing Up - Let me tell you one of my favorite jokes. God says to Adam, "I'm going to give you and Eve a magical power each, you get to pick. The first one is you get to pee standing up-" Adam interrupts God and shouts, "I want that one!" God say, "Adam, you haven't even heard the other power." Adan says, "No, I want that one, nothing's better than that!" God says, "Okay, Eve I guess you get multiple orgasms." Ba-da-ba! Hilarious, I know! But seriously, I go to a lot of sketchy places with skeezy bathroms and I'm always resentful when I have to drunkenly squat (it's dangerous.) 6. Viagra - Not only is the little blue pill covered by insurance but it's been endorsed by Bob Dole and had an Elvis song re-imagined to worship it. Viagra says "Fuck you Nature, I'm getting my dick wet tonight!" 7. Hormones - Yeah, yeah, yeah, men have a cycle, whatever. Your cycle doesn't make you fat, pimply, sore, crying and bitchy for one week a month for life! 8. Your Clock Isn't Ticking - Yes, career women everywhere are freezing their eggs because they simply don't have enough time to be a bitchin' CEO Barbie and a mommy in the same decade. Men, congrats, when you finally are ready to have Jrs. you're still fertile! 9. Marriage - Your chances of getting married, unlike a 40 year old women, are not equivalent to getting struck by lightening or killed by a terrorist. (Unless you live in a major city... Too soon?) 10. Networking - Men have a natural tendency to listen to other men, especially in the business world. If you're looking to network, men stick their heads up (quite literally) farther than a woman. Also, a man is more likely to be in a position of power than a woman. There you have it, if you enjoyed this you should check out why the grass is greener in the lady garden with Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina. Here's a song celebrating men in a wonderful falsetto voice! Warbled Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons invite you in! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-have-a-penis/feed/ 0 667