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HAPPY MILF DAY: Teen Moms

MissBleecker — Sun, 09 May 2010 17:26:54 +0000

Bristol Palin Age at Pregnancy: 17 The daughter of would-be Vice President got knocked up during campaigning. Her baby daddy was excluded from the baby's life and so he posed for Playgirl. Jaimie Lynn Spears Age at Pregnancy: 16 The younger sister to Britney Spears and star of Zoe 101 got pregnant and engaged at 16, but broke off her engagement. Jump for more babies with babies! NEW ORLEANS – JULY 04: Solange Knowles and her son attend the 2008 Essence Music Festival – Day 1 on July 4, 2008 in New Orleans. (Photo by Johnny Nunez/WireImage)

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Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian

MissBleecker — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:56:54 +0000

[Insert joke implying lesbians are good at sports and stronger than men.] 1. Low Risk Situation - Most STDs are not a problem for lesbians. And pregnancy is impossible. Basically being a lesbian is like investing in low risk stocks. Not a lot of bad is going to happen to you! 2. Sexual Acceptance - In film and television lesbianism is much more prevalent than male homosexual sex. Somehow the censors feel it's okay to show lesbians getting it on. Possibly because lesbian sex is more socially acceptable! 3. No Bells & Whistles - Throw out your birth control and let those condoms expire! You don't need anything extra to fool around with another girl! Leaving the distractions behind, I'm sure, is an added pleasure! Dive for 4 more reasons going down is bitchin'! 4. FOREPLAY IS ALLPLAY - It's no secret that women love foreplay! If you're a lady getting it on with another lady, you don't have to worry about having her return the favor and making sure your oven is pre-heated! You two will be cooking all night long! (Side note: I'm really into the corny one liners recently!) 5. Babies - While gay men can have a hard time adopting and an even harder time finding surrogate lesbians have two spare wombs! Not to mention, sperm banks are more popular and more accessible than egg banks. 6. All The Bells & Whistles - I know what I said in #3 but let me spit two words at you: SEX TOYS. 7. Ellen Degeneres - No one plays the game better than pro-baller Ellen Degeneres! She's a chick-magnet, funny as hell and can save anyone's life in a dance-off! Hey fabulous gay men, here's Why You Rock!

Why It Rocks To Have A Penis

MissBleecker — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:27:18 +0000

Here you have it, the first two-parter coming your way. Are you excited about the next one? I am! Men, we already went over Why It Sucks To Have A Penis, so now we shall celebrate all the great things you've got going for you. (Because we all know it's nice to sandwich a criticism in compliments!) 10 Reasons It Rocks To Have A Penis 1. Beards - I have said time and time again, how much I wish I could grow a beard. I have an odd fixation with beards. They come in so many different sizes, shapes, textures, colors, ect. Oh the possibilities are endless! 2. Lower STD Rates - Yeah, women are getting infected with STDs at a higher rate than men are. Additionally certain diseases, ie chlamydia, are not symptomatic in men. Meaning, while you can give it to that ho fo' sho' you just hooked up with, you're just an innocent carrier. 3. Pregnancy - Some of you might think that having babies sucks, I don't. But I do understand that our bodied (unless you're Kelly Ripa) will never look the same after pregnancy. So kick back and relax, when you have a baby you're body will not be affected! 4. Men Are Sluts - Is this a revelation? I think not. The sexual double standard works in your favor. Men are encouraged to be sexually promiscuous. So while women are still living in the age of the scarlet letter, men are free to go around and slut it up! 6 more reasons being a dude is awesome after the jump! 5. You Can Pee Standing Up - Let me tell you one of my favorite jokes. God says to Adam, "I'm going to give you and Eve a magical power each, you get to pick. The first one is you get to pee standing up-" Adam interrupts God and shouts, "I want that one!" God say, "Adam, you haven't even heard the other power." Adan says, "No, I want that one, nothing's better than that!" God says, "Okay, Eve I guess you get multiple orgasms." Ba-da-ba! Hilarious, I know! But seriously, I go to a lot of sketchy places with skeezy bathroms and I'm always resentful when I have to drunkenly squat (it's dangerous.) 6. Viagra - Not only is the little blue pill covered by insurance but it's been endorsed by Bob Dole and had an Elvis song re-imagined to worship it. Viagra says "Fuck you Nature, I'm getting my dick wet tonight!" 7. Hormones - Yeah, yeah, yeah, men have a cycle, whatever. Your cycle doesn't make you fat, pimply, sore, crying and bitchy for one week a month for life! 8. Your Clock Isn't Ticking - Yes, career women everywhere are freezing their eggs because they simply don't have enough time to be a bitchin' CEO Barbie and a mommy in the same decade. Men, congrats, when you finally are ready to have Jrs. you're still fertile! 9. Marriage - Your chances of getting married, unlike a 40 year old women, are not equivalent to getting struck by lightening or killed by a terrorist. (Unless you live in a major city... Too soon?) 10. Networking - Men have a natural tendency to listen to other men, especially in the business world. If you're looking to network, men stick their heads up (quite literally) farther than a woman. Also, a man is more likely to be in a position of power than a woman. There you have it, if you enjoyed this you should check out why the grass is greener in the lady garden with Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina. Here's a song celebrating men in a wonderful falsetto voice! Warbled Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons invite you in!

Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina

MissBleecker — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:52:27 +0000

In my eternal quest to understand the true difference between men and women, I am devoting 2 posts, that's right not, just 1 but 2 posts to the difficulties associated with each set of genitalia. Since I'm a woman this list will come pretty easily. Here you go, the top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a woman. Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina 1. Menstruation - I've dedicated a lot of words to menstruation, and while it has to be said, I actually like having a period (it is what makes us women after all) it's still a pain in the ass. Cramps, mood swings, bloating all suck. And let's not forget what having a period does to your wallet (tampons are expensive.) 2. We Make Less Money - Statistically speaking we make much less money than men, women aren't given paid maternity leave and in the end we basically have to go to college to get a decent job. FACT: A woman that gets her BA will make the same amount of money as a man with just a HS diploma. 3. We're Not Taken As Seriously - Whether it's is class, with family, amongst friends or at work, a man's opinion, thought and/or ideas are taken more seriously than a woman's. 4. The Virgin/Whore Dichotomy - A lady in the street but a freak in the sheets. A motto I try to live my life by... just kidding. But seriously a woman's sexuality is a very delicate subject. Men and Women, myself included, make snap judgements about other women based on how we think she is sexually. 6 more reasons it sucks to be a chick after the jump! 5. Creepy Men/Catcalling - This one I fucking HATE! This is sexual harassment no matter how you slice it. It's rude and uncalled for. Don't catcall someone and if you get the vibes that she's not into you, move on. 6. The Beauty Myth - Beauty is pain... and expensive, it's a FACT that it costs more to be a woman than a man. Much of this has to do with beauty products, both necessary and not. Bras are both necessary and expensive. All the other junk we put in, on and around our bodies might be considered luxuries but the truth of the matter is, without these "luxuries" the general public would take us a lot less seriously than they already do. 7. Semen Is Disgusting - It is! 8. Gynos & Mammograms - I've never myself experienced a mammogram, although I eventually will, but I have had to scoot, scoot, scoot to the end of a table, put my feet in metal stirrups and be probed by a complete stranger. It's awkward. 9. Pregnancy Scares - Something a man will never experience quite like a woman. It's happening (or not) in our bodies and there's nothing we can do but wait to find out. 10. Men Are Assholes - Yes, there are good men out there, but the vast majority are still in their "playboy" stage. I had a fortune cookie that once said, "Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle aged men." So men, you might be reading this and thinking that this is bullshit and I'm a crazy-psycho bitch, and you might be right... all I ask is that you read my next post. I do understand Why Sucks to Have A Penis.