Octomom – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:22:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/#respond Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:01:53 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2853 Continue reading Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO →]]> I knew that'd be enough to draw you sickos in! It's true, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom has made a fetish video in which she spanks (rather daintily actually) radio personality Tattoo. I found it hard to sit through this video for several reasons, (1) Homegirl needs some acting lessons, she's hardly believable as a person let alone a skanked up leather-clad babysitter. (2) You have eight kids and you don't know how to spank correctly? For someone dressed up like a dominatrix wannabe you better be able to crack the whip with some feeling. (3) I wanted to jump into the video Mary Poppins style and handle the whip myself because all that whining and raspy baby talk was making me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles. And (4) Who says that a fetish video has to be such low quality? What, would it kill the producer to spring for some lighting, or maybe a tripod? I guess all the production money went to those killer costumes and amazing ball pit. But I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She doesn't have any baby daddies to scam for child support and lord knows the new health care bill isn't going to pay for all that collagen... and silicone... and tummy tucks. I just can't wait until these kids grow up and see the publicity hell storm they were born into. Can Angelina Jolie please come adopt them now?! They're still young, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference. Well, here is it. Why do I do this to myself? [vodpod id=Video.5386226&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3De0197dec-87c8-4562-a23b-f0c3d5d86eb1%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/feed/ 0 2853 HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/#comments Sun, 09 May 2010 05:47:25 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1292 Continue reading HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms →]]> Octomom invites you in! Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs! Angelina Jolie The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones! Kate Hudson The 31 year-old actress is mother of one. Michelle Williams The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?! Gwen Stefani The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two! Jennifer Garner The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two. Victoria Beckham The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three! Halle Berry The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one. Katie Holmes The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one. Heidi Klum The 36 year-old Victoria's Secret model is mother to five! Madonna The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two. Cindy Crawford The 44 year-old super-molemodel is mother to two. Jenny McCarthy The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon? Denise Richards The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two. Catherine Zeta Jones The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two. Demi Moore The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three! Brooke Burke The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two. Pamela Anderson The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two! Kelly Ripa The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three. Reese Witherspoon The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two. Nicole Kidman The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three. Julia Roberts The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three. Jennifer Lopez The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two. Kourtney Kardashian The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV. Sandra Bullock The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby! Jessica Alba The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl! Christina Aguilera The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one. Milla Jovovich The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one. Gwyneth Paltrow The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms. Sarah Jessica Parker The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three. Isla Fisher The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat! Ashlee Simpson The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy! Britney Spears The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children! Salma Hayek The 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one. Vanessa Williams The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four. Elle Macpherson The 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret Model/other "The Body" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two. Courtney Cox The 45 year-old friend is mother of one. Michelle Obama The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls! Alyson Hannigan The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!) Naomi Watts The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring... just so we're clear. Brooke Shields The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/happy-milf-day/feed/ 6 1292