You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

MissBleecker — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:56:19 +0000

To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!

HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms

MissBleecker — Sun, 09 May 2010 05:47:25 +0000

Happy Mother's Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you're not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I'm sure she gave you a complex too... Well there's nothing I can do about that now. STOP TALKING BACK! I'm gonna be a great mom! Anyway... I would like to dedicate this post to my mother, a wonderful, caring, beautiful and smart woman! Now here, look at a bunch of exploitative pictures of celebrities who also happen to be mothers! Honorable mention, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom invites you in! Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs! Angelina Jolie The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones! Kate Hudson The 31 year-old actress is mother of one. Michelle Williams The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?! Gwen Stefani The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two! Jennifer Garner The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two. Victoria Beckham The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three! Halle Berry The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one. Katie Holmes The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one. Heidi Klum The 36 year-old Victoria's Secret model is mother to five! Madonna The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two. Cindy Crawford The 44 year-old super-~~mole~~model is mother to two. Jenny McCarthy The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon? Denise Richards The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two. Catherine Zeta Jones The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two. Demi Moore The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three! Brooke Burke The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two. Pamela Anderson The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two! Kelly Ripa The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three. Reese Witherspoon The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two. Nicole Kidman The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three. Julia Roberts The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three. Jennifer Lopez The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two. Kourtney Kardashian The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV. Sandra Bullock The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby! Jessica Alba The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl! Christina Aguilera The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one. Milla Jovovich The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one. Gwyneth Paltrow The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms. Sarah Jessica Parker The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three. Isla Fisher The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat! Ashlee Simpson The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy! Britney Spears The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children! Salma Hayek The 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one. Vanessa Williams The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four. Elle Macpherson The 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret Model/other "The Body" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two. Courtney Cox The 45 year-old friend is mother of one. Michelle Obama The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls! Alyson Hannigan The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!) Naomi Watts The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring... just so we're clear. Brooke Shields The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?

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You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms