Glee – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 GLEE: I Was Right And You Were Wrong!!! https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-i-was-right-and-you-were-wrong/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-i-was-right-and-you-were-wrong/#respond Thu, 20 May 2010 16:41:50 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1510 Continue reading GLEE: I Was Right And You Were Wrong!!! →]]> I WAS RIGHT! Yes, I love saying that, and I love gloating about being right even more than actually being right! On the most recent episode of Glee we find out that Shelby is Rachel's bio-mom. She was paid by Rachel's dads to be the surrogate/egg lady so she could live in New York for two years to realize her dream of becoming a STAR! Who said that, I don't remember? Maybe this might jog your memory, from my GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon post from April 14, 2010 posted at 1:01 PM EST, I quote myself,
When I first saw Glee I was like, “Fuck, Rachel looks exactly like Idina Menzel, they should have her come on the show as her mother.” I know what you’re saying, Rachel has 2 dads (and even though one of them is black, we still don’t know who the father is. Side note: Maury should totes be a guest star!) how could Shelby be her mother? Well… I have a theory that we’re going to find out she’s her bio-mom and she gave her up/helped a gay sista out to help her singingness, which Rachel obviously inherited! AH HA! I’ve solved it! Also she says she’s made out with gays before. Anyway, that’s my babymamadrama theory. I doubt I’m right, but if I am I need to gloat and this is proof that I would be right, if in the future I am right. Right?!
Nah-nah-nah-na-boo-boo! Suck it bitches! Side note: I'm such a gracious winner! Another side note: So I know I've been doing Glee recaps for every episode since the second half of the season started, but these past three episodes came at a time of complete unrest in my life... now that my life is not so much at rest but hanging out in the realm of unemployment I'll be switching it up to Glee Updates, like this one. They'll be small tidbits of info, unless there's a super-duper episode, ie the Lady Gaga ep airing next week! Excited!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-i-was-right-and-you-were-wrong/feed/ 0 1510 GLEE: Home Is Where The Boring Is https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-home-is-where-the-boring-is/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-home-is-where-the-boring-is/#respond Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:06:32 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1111 Continue reading GLEE: Home Is Where The Boring Is →]]> The latest episode of Glee was a total snooze. Let's deal with the issue of home and what that means to us as individuals. Mercedes toyed with being at home in her body. Will, fresh into the divorce pile, needs to find a new apartment home. Kristin Chenoweth is back as alchie April Rhodes who longs to sublet Will's home and heart. Finn's mom and Kurt's dad are thinking about sharing a home together. And the Glee Club has once again been bested by Sue Sylvester, losing their auditorium or their what kids?... HOME! Very good. Very boring more like it. I'm not even going to go any deeper into this episode because it really doesn't even deserve this post. As for Kurt Outfit Watch, since his joining the Cheerios his wardrobe has been limited to the Will Ferrellesque cheerleading uniform. Kurt wants his wardrobe back! Hungry Mercedes invites you into her fantasies and promises better episodes to come! Here's what's happening next week on Glee! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-home-is-where-the-boring-is/feed/ 0 1111 GLEE: Not Like A Virgin Anymore https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-not-like-a-virgin-anymore/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-not-like-a-virgin-anymore/#respond Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:49:54 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1003 Continue reading GLEE: Not Like A Virgin Anymore →]]> "OMG The Madonna Episode of Glee!" Is what I would say if I were 16 and living in 1987. This episode is about two great things: sex and women's rights! As you remember, in high school, everyone is a virgin; from the gleeks to the quarterback to the guidance counselor (?). The episode starts out with Rachel and the other ladies of Glee Club bitching about men, as women usually do; how much pressure there is on them, men don't appreciate them, they make less money, men beat them senseless, blah, blah, blah... save it for Oprah! Jesse St. James (aka FBD - Future Baby Daddy) wants to do the deed with Rachel but she's just not ready and so he gets mad and storms out without even taking his Care Bear! Heartless creep! Santana needs a younger man and since Finn is 3 days her junior she decides to activate his V-card. Meanwhile Emma & Will still haven't gotten past over-the-clothes-fondling and she's edging on 40 Year-Old Virgin status. So lets see, that's 3, count them, 1, 2, 3 virgins who decide to pop their cherries in one episode! Isn't there a Madonna song about that?! Just wait until after the commercial break! More on Glee & Kurt Outfit Watch 2010 after the jump! FBD urges you to read on!
Mercedes is black and I'm gay, we make culture!
Welcome back! The next day at school, thanks to really expositional dialogue and obsequious flashbacks, we find out that only Finn lost his virginity the previous night, and to Santana! *Gasp* But he didn't feel anything because, why children? "It didn't mean anything!" Yes, let's remember we're on Fox and we have morals! So Finn is officially sexually active and still in love with Rachel, this is totally not going to come back and bite him in the ass! In the secondary character plot lines Jesse St. James got his Care Bear back but still isn't getting any ass, so in the biggest scheme of let's-get-laid ever he drops out of Vocal Adrenaline and enrolls in McKinely High! He also challenged Finn to a sing-off, which he would totes win, but Finn, being a new and mature man politely declines (I doubt there won't be some kind of duel between these two in eps to come.) In Glee Diversity matters so enough with the straight white people. Kurt and Mercedes are now members of the Cheerios after getting shafted for signing solos. Also, Artie took Tina back (even though she faked it, her stutter that is. God, what did you think I meant?) but is now bossing her around and telling her that the goth look is out, when in fact, because of the Vampire Craze of 2009, goth is very much in! And so Tina went all Feminist on his ass and told him where her face was! And that's pretty much what happened on Glee! Oh this also happened, but I really have no words. Here's what you've all been waiting for: See below for the many faces of Kurt in Kurt Outfit Watch 2010!
Pious Kurt
Fellini Kurt
Bring It On Kurt
Honorary Girl Kurt
Hood Kurt
Western Confusion Kurt
Sherlock Holmes Kurt
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That's an O-face if I've ever seen one!
I've been on the fence about the new Fox musical, Glee, since it's inception. The sneak peek summer episode was fabulous and reminiscent of Election, but when the seasons started the flare seemed to fizzle out. I couldn't place my finger on it, but I watched the first episode, after the hiatus, and by Jove, I've got it! The perfect analogy for Glee, Glee is an overdone filet mignon! The idea is good, everyone loves filet mignon, it's unique and rare and scrumptious. But... if you cook it for too long, like anything else, it will burn. Glee is overdone. There I said it! Now some seem to think the overdoneness of Glee is part of it's charm, and I'm not saying I don't find the show entertaining (I do), but from a storytelling standpoint, it just doesn't work. After the Glee Club won sectionals, the show took a break to prepare for the upcoming half of the season. Since we've come back, nothing has changed, I repeat in caps locks, NOTHING HAS CHANGED! The principle is still threatening to cancel Glee Club, again their survival rests on winning an upcoming competition (season finale anyone?), Sue is back as Cheerio Coach and trying to bring the Glee Club down, Will is still whining about how "life just isn't fair," Rachel is still getting slurpied, Kurt still wears funny clothes, Mercedes is still a diva, Artie's still in a wheelchair, the Asian guy still dances and doesn't talk and the various love triangles are still fucking complicated as fuck! These are the same exact storylines from the first half of the season! If Glee can't even last a season without repeating stories, the show is going to have a short lifespan. Step it up! For more on Glee and my new love, Jesse St. James, JUMP!
I have that dress.
The 2 things that have changed are the new and delicious characters! Idina Menzel as Shelby Corcoran, the coach of the rival team, Vocal Adrenaline, seems to be poised as a wedge between "Crazy Eyes" Emma and Will. However... I have a conspiracy theory! Walk with me down hypothetical lane for a moment... When I first saw Glee I was like, "Fuck, Rachel looks exactly like Idina Menzel, they should have her come on the show as her mother." I know what you're saying, Rachel has 2 dads (and even though one of them is black, we still don't know who the father is. Side note: Maury should totes be a guest star!) how could Shelby be her mother? Well... I have a theory that we're going to find out she's her bio-mom and she gave her up/helped a gay sista out to help her singingness, which Rachel obviously inherited! AH HA! I've solved it! Also she says she's made out with gays before. Anyway, that's my babymamadrama theory. I doubt I'm right, but if I am I need to gloat and this is proof that I would be right, if in the future I am right. Right?! So, let's see what we covered: filet mignon, story lines, Idina Menzel, babymama- oh yes, my new favorite person ever... Jesse St. James! That name, that hair, that voice! I melt! The entire episode I was like, "When is something new going to happen?" And then, the clouds parted and god whispered, and it was the sound of wind blowing through Jesse St. James' luscious locks. Yeah, so he's a bit pretentious and he might not be completely on the level about his feelings for Rachel... but that just makes him even more sexy! Jesse's going to shake things up... I certainly wouldn't mind shaking things up with Jesse. (I'm sorry, that was a lame joke.) But seriously, what could possibly make Jesse St. James hotter and more of the perfect man for me?! He sings Highway To Hell! Future baby daddy alert! And that's pretty much my thoughts on Glee, and I didn't even mention how my ears bled when Finn sang The Door's classic Hello, I Love You. Oh, wait... Oh and Emma's a virgin. Didn't see that one coming. One last thing, because of last night's plaid suit, I'm putting Kurt on Outfit Watch! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/glee-aka-burnt-filet-mignon/feed/ 2 898 RadCooks Glob: 1,000 Bite Milestone! https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radcooks-glob-1000-bite-milestone/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radcooks-glob-1000-bite-milestone/#respond Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:11:24 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=673 Continue reading RadCooks Glob: 1,000 Bite Milestone! →]]> my ears) I'm going to be bestowing upon you good readers 5 new posts soon! Yes, count them, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 new posts! Including 2, not just 1, two-parter posts! So thanks again, Sally, take it away! And just for shits and giggles, here's something to make this post a little less all about me and little more posty. Below is the new promo fro Glee! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radcooks-glob-1000-bite-milestone/feed/ 0 673