crazy – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 NSFW Argentinians Know How To Dance https://www.radioactivecookies.com/nsfw-argentinians-know-how-to-dance/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/nsfw-argentinians-know-how-to-dance/#comments Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:54:26 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2612 Continue reading NSFW Argentinians Know How To Dance →]]> [vodpod id=Video.5230307&w=425&h=350&fv=] So I wasn't going to post anything until next year, but this was just too good to not share! On Bailando por un Sueño, an Argentinian dance show, this dance pair stripped down and mimed sexy times to Aerosmith's Crazy. I have to say, I don't know what all the hubbub is about. It's a late night at the office, secretary and janitor working late, feeling a little lonely, clothes come off, aerial thong lifts, don't pretend like it's never happened to you. And excuse me if you all aren't dance-literate to notice, but not only did these two have chemistry but their moves were so on! And let's not forget the great contribution they're giving to the Argentinian society and by now the global internet world of promoting exciting foreplay! Via ONTD]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/nsfw-argentinians-know-how-to-dance/feed/ 1 2612 RadFem Sarcastic Edition: Mel Gibson https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-sarcastic-edition-mel-gibson/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-sarcastic-edition-mel-gibson/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:58:40 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1798 Continue reading RadFem Sarcastic Edition: Mel Gibson →]]> Mel Gibson. Here's the much talked about audio recording his sneaky whore of a baby-mama, Oksana Grigorieva leaked to the media. Mel's Motto: If you leave the house dressed in revealing clothes then you're asking to get raped. (Of course Mel gets a little more specific and creative with his wording but you know, I'm just a humble writer.) I don't know what Oksana's problem is she's breast-feeding the baby with possibly fake boobs (which is super dangerous because no one's ever done that before and doctors haven't figured out a way to bypass the mammary glands.) At the end of the recording he even tells her to never leave the comfort of his home and, even though he's not going to give it to her, he will "let" her stay. He even offers to take care of his child while screaming at her that he doesn't love/want her anymore. Now that's what I call a dedicated father. Yes, Mel Gibson is certainly deserving of the RadFem (Sarcastic) Award. Why he's right up there with those right-to-lifers who bomb abortion clinics. Thank you Mel Gibson, for opening up my eyes. Now excuse me while I slip on my green pussy-hugging number and go have a night on the town without a man to protect me from all the rape... because I want it!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-sarcastic-edition-mel-gibson/feed/ 3 1798 Why It Sucks To Have A Penis https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:53:42 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=621 Continue reading Why It Sucks To Have A Penis →]]> Men, I love you, and I give you guys credit for everything you have to do. I believe I truly understand why it sucks to be a guy, and please, if you wish to correct me after you finish reading this then let's go out for a drink (my treat!) Why It Sucks To Have A Penis 1. You Have To Pay For Dates - While I do think a man should pay for the first three dates (at the very least the first) and I'll always offer to go Dutch, there are women who expect men to pay for a lot more. In this economy it's hard to date, and we understand that. Please refer to my post, Free Ways To Get Laid if your pockets are a little light of late. 2. Rejection - We do expect you to make the first move, we also expect you to get the fuck away from us if we shoot you down. It's hard to deal with rejection on a regular basis. My hat goes off to all the men who try, fail and continue to try! 3. Condoms - We understand that it must feel very claustrophobic for your little Princess Sophia to be tightly wrapped up in latex... but understand that pregnancy/abortions are expensive and herpes never dies! 4. You Die Sooner - Death is something that everyone has to face, it just sucks that men have a few years less to spend on the earth. But just think of it like this, when you die your wife is going to be left with nothing to mend her broken heart... except for all your money, personal belongings and pension. I kid. Not really. 6 more reasons why it sucks to be a dude after the jump! 5. Male Pattern Baldness - No consecutive three word phrase scares a man more than "male pattern baldness." We understand your pride is linked to your hair, or lack thereof, so men, cherish it while you've got it and just remember, it comes from your mother's side. 6. The Mental Illness Factor - Men are much more likely to be sociopaths and murderers. So while women might act crazy, men actually are CRAZY! 7. Fighting/Violence - You've been taught from a young age to never back down from a fight. And let's face it, no matter how drunk you are, or how much of a dick that other guy is being, sometimes we just want to say, "Let's hug it out man." 8. Rectal Exams - Scary but necessary... and no it's not "gay." 9. You Get Weird Looks When You Order A Fruity Drink - You know, sometimes after a long day of work, your feet are hurting and your boss ripped you a new one you just want to sit down, watch the game and kick back with a strawberry daiquiri, and who's to say you shouldn't? 10. Women Are Crazy - Women are crazy. I'm repeating it because it's true. We are emotional beings, but this isn't a bad thing. Men suppress a lot of their emotions because it's seen as a feminine and week quality, this also accounts for a high level of mental illnesses in men. Please let your feelings out, we'd be less crazy because we'd know how you feel. Also, sometimes a brother just needs to cry. There you have it. My 2-parter glob post. I hope all you ladies and gents have enjoyed it and maybe learned a little more about each other. Ladies, if you feel I'm being a little kind on the guys, check out the reasons Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina. ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-penis/feed/ 2 621