{"id":1856,"date":"2010-08-11T22:26:30","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T02:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1856"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:00","slug":"bill-oriellys-got-daddy-issues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/bill-oriellys-got-daddy-issues\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill O’Rielly’s Got Daddy Issues"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n\nSo my second favorite Republican, Bill O'Rielly<\/strong>, obviously my first is Anne Coulter (love that bitch) is playing the game of \"how man people can I offend with my ill-informed comments\" again. Well Bill, you've got my attention. Billy-boy had two blonde hos on his show to bash Jennifer Aniston<\/strong> for the comment she made on women being single mothers. Aniston said, \"Women are realizing more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have a child.\" Instead of being offended by the obvious lack in grammar in that statement, Bill became outraged for fathers everywhere, saying that she's \"diminishing\" the role of a father... or she could just be saying that if a woman can't find or doesn't want a partner, that she has the option of having a baby. \n\nSide Note: This whole argument started because Aniston is staring in a new movie, The Switch<\/strong>, it's about a woman who decides to stop waiting for a man and have a baby via artificial insemination... and then somewhere along the line Jason Bateman<\/strong> drunkenly spills her sperm and refills it with his own swift swimmers. \n\nThe blonde hos (I can say this because I am one... blonde, not a ho... oh shut up!) go on and kind of back up O'Reilly and unintentionally defend Aniston bashing fathers (even though she didn't, I don't know, they're dumb). Anyway... here's my biggest problem with this whole segment, Gretchen Carlson<\/strong> thinks that Jen said what she said because she's a \"41 year-old single woman, who's never been married.\" Um hello! Have you been under a rock for the past decade? She was married to People's Sexiest Man Alive, maybe you've heard of him, his name's Brad Pitt. God, someone get this woman a tabloid! She has no right going on a sophisticated show like Bill O'Rielly's without being informed of the facts!\n\nJust for the record, I was raised by a single mother, my father was never a part of my life and I turned out just fine. I graduated from a great school, I have an awesome job, I started a little blog called RadCooks, I have superior friends, I even go on the occasional date. I have absolutely no so-called \"daddy issues\" to deal with. Now excuse me while I go home and fuck the 59 year-old mustached man waiting in my bed.\n\nHere's the segment, Billy-boy and his two bimbettes. \n\n