{"id":18,"date":"2010-02-24T20:38:33","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T01:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.wordpress.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:23:50","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:23:50","slug":"i-guezz-we-know-what-my-kidz-will-be-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/i-guezz-we-know-what-my-kidz-will-be-reading\/","title":{"rendered":"I Guezz We Know What My Kidz Will Be Reading…"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n\n\"Spratz\" is a literary magazine that teaches children about misogyny, discrimination and how to be a Class-A Feminist! I guess this is some play on those creepy Bratz Dollz. Why does everything nowadays have to end with a \"z?\"\n\nWhere was this when I was growing up? All I got was a 3 year old \"Hightlights\" magazine when I went to play with my shrink's marble maze. Speaking of, was I the only one who went to a shrink solely to play with the toys? Seriously?! My mom never bought me sock-em-bop-em robots or a Barbie Jeep. If you find what I'm saying odd, the baby shrinks might only be a Manhattanite phenomenon. We love to fuck up our kids and pretend to fix them!\n\nThat being said, I totally plan on having my kids read \"Spratz!\" They must learn from an early age there's more to a woman than blonde hair and big tits... and it usually involves peroxide and water bras. Ladies, you know what I mean, men, sorry to ruin the fantasy.\n\nVia Jezebel<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Spratz” is a literary magazine that teaches children about misogyny, discrimination and how to be a Class-A Feminist! I guess this is some play on those creepy Bratz Dollz. Why does everything nowadays have to end with a “z?” Where was this when I was growing up? All I got was a 3 year old … Continue reading I Guezz We Know What My Kidz Will Be Reading…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[359,1012],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7mvJg-i","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1256,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/radfem-of-the-week-christina-aguilera\/","url_meta":{"origin":18,"position":0},"title":"RadFem Of The Week: Christina Aguilera","date":"May 8, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"This is something I've been wanting to do for a little while and thanks to the great traffic on my last Christina Aguilera post, I'm introducing a new series to the RadCooks Glob! 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