{"id":1785,"date":"2010-07-09T12:26:54","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T17:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1785"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:16","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:16","slug":"its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Like A Female Shawshank Redemption Directed By Michael Bay"},"content":{"rendered":"For all you men who just don't get the whole <strong>Twilight<\/strong> phenomenon... I'm right there with you... but I do hear that the movies do pretty well with the females, mostly for two reasons: Edward &amp; Jacob. For those of you who want to relate better to your female counterparts, here's a little YouTube video that might be able to explain some of the hype in the best way they could. Happy Friday, enjoy!\n\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text\/html' width='474' height='267' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QOpyyrtzgBU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'><\/iframe><\/span>\n\nOMG, you watched it right?! Good, I've been wanting to tell this joke for a while. <em>So what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?<\/em>\n\n...\n\nGive up? Okay here's the punchline... <em>\"See you next month.\"<\/em> Get it? Shut up, you're gross!","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all you men who just don&#8217;t get the whole Twilight phenomenon&#8230; I&#8217;m right there with you&#8230; but I do hear that the movies do pretty well with the females, mostly for two reasons: Edward &amp; Jacob. For those of you who want to relate better to your female counterparts, here&#8217;s a little YouTube video &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s Like A Female Shawshank Redemption Directed By Michael Bay<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[5,11],"tags":[382,632,1148],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7mvJg-sN","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":803,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian\/","url_meta":{"origin":1785,"position":0},"title":"Why It Rocks To Be A\u00a0Lesbian","date":"April 7, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"[Insert joke implying lesbians are good at sports and stronger than men.] 1. 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