{"id":1769,"date":"2010-07-07T19:09:06","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T23:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1769"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:17","slug":"hawaii-disses-the-gays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/hawaii-disses-the-gays\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawaii Disses The Gays"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n\nWell here comes some bad news to break up your Hump Day! Hawaiian Governor Linda Lingle<\/strong> has vetoed Hawaii's same-sex civil union bill. Hawaiian Legislature had approved the bill in April and all Little Miss Homo-Hater had to do was sign it. Unfortunately, like Heather, she had a brain tumor for breakfast and vetoed it in the 11th hour. Here's what Miss Hawaiian Tropic had to say about the decision,\n\n
There has not been a bill I have contemplated more or an issue I have thought more deeply about during my eight years as governor than House Bill 444 and the institution of marriage. I have been open and consistent in my opposition to same-sex marriage, and find that House Bill 444 is essentially same-sex marriage by another name.<\/blockquote>\n\nWith this and with the addition of Prop 8 that only leaves Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Washington, D.C. as states\/District of Columbias that allow same-sex marriage. Iowa?! Really? Iowa? When in tarnation did that happen and how is Iowa more on the up and up than New York? Dang up-staters ruining the neighborhood with their bigotry!\n\nOh well, I suggest everyone as pissed about this as I am go on a lovely Hawaiian vacation via Gay Hawaii<\/a> and pay Governor Linda a visit. \n\nVia Jezebel<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well here comes some bad news to break up your Hump Day! Hawaiian Governor Linda Lingle has vetoed Hawaii’s same-sex civil union bill. Hawaiian Legislature had approved the bill in April and all Little Miss Homo-Hater had to do was sign it. 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