{"id":1766,"date":"2010-07-07T18:45:37","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T23:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1766"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:17","slug":"if-i-have-to-see-another-stupid-fucking-trailer-for-another-stupid-fucking-movie-about-stupid-fucking-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/if-i-have-to-see-another-stupid-fucking-trailer-for-another-stupid-fucking-movie-about-stupid-fucking-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Have To See Another Stupid Fucking Trailer For Another Stupid Fucking Movie About Stupid Fucking Movies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"Because all those stupid movies making fun of other stupid movies weren't enough for the world, we're getting one more! This one seems to be the baby of <strong>Twilight<\/strong>, <strong>Jersey Shore<\/strong>, <strong>Lady Gaga <\/strong>and some random offensive stereotypes. I present to you, Vampires Suck in theaters August 18th! Enjoy!\n\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text\/html' width='474' height='267' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/38LMVNzqKtI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'><\/iframe><\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because all those stupid movies making fun of other stupid movies weren&#8217;t enough for the world, we&#8217;re getting one more! This one seems to be the baby of Twilight, Jersey Shore, Lady Gaga and some random offensive stereotypes. I present to you, Vampires Suck in theaters August 18th! 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