{"id":1759,"date":"2010-07-04T16:51:43","date_gmt":"2010-07-04T20:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:17","slug":"happy-independence-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/happy-independence-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Independence Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text\/html' width='474' height='267' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eYXMcceKvTs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'><\/iframe><\/span>\n\nFreedom. America. The Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest. These three things epitomize the 4th of July... our Independence Day! And this year the famed Penis Swallowing... I mean Hotdog Eating Contest goes to an American, <strong>Joey Chestnut<\/strong>, the raining champ of wiener munching, downed 68 hotdogs in 12 minutes! Oh there are so many things I can say about that... but I am a Kla$$y lady and I'll keep those thoughts to my own dirrty self! \n\nHere's hoping you're all celebrating America's B-day with BBBQ, beer and Will Smith!","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Freedom. America. The Nathan&#8217;s Hotdog Eating Contest. These three things epitomize the 4th of July&#8230; our Independence Day! And this year the famed Penis Swallowing&#8230; I mean Hotdog Eating Contest goes to an American, Joey Chestnut, the raining champ of wiener munching, downed 68 hotdogs in 12 minutes! Oh there are so many things I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/happy-independence-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy Independence Day!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[22,54,511,557,752],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7mvJg-sn","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1428,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010\/","url_meta":{"origin":1759,"position":0},"title":"COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010","date":"May 18, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Here we are again. 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