{"id":1625,"date":"2010-06-14T13:24:54","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T13:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.com\/?p=1625"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:33","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:33","slug":"10-fun-things-i-found-in-italy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/10-fun-things-i-found-in-italy\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Fun Things I Found In\u00a0Italy"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n\nThe Roffle <\/strong>- A Creepy toy, displayed dangling from the ceiling in an Autogrille (or fancy Italian gas station.) I'm assuming the origin of these laughing animals is from the new age text language word ROFL or rolling on the floor laughing.\n\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nBad Santa<\/strong> - Santa shows the ladies what he's going to do to those of us who've been naughty.\n\nRead on for 8 more fun things from Italy. NSFW to follow!<\/strong><\/em>\n\n\n\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nEnergade<\/strong> - Italian version of Gatorade\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n \nSmokin' Lighters<\/strong> - Italian's love their kitschy weed lighters.\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nGet Well Soon Cards<\/strong> - Don't know what it means but it's a picture of a baby excited by a nipple... so naturally it's funny.\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nVino<\/strong> - Inebrio, a great name for a mediocre wine.\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nSexy Jesus<\/strong> - First I thought this guy was a statue and then he moved and offered me a greeting, so I gave him 50 Euro cents.\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nHello Kitty Pads <\/strong>- This is just brilliant irony right here. Hello Kitty. Pads. Different absorbencies. I can't even...\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nGraffiti<\/strong> - Even the graffiti is slurred by the vodka.\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\nArts & Crafts<\/strong> - In a ceramics store cluttered with plates covered in farm animals and flowers was this little gem. Someone in the pottery store must have been having a rough day.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Roffle – A Creepy toy, displayed dangling from the ceiling in an Autogrille (or fancy Italian gas station.) I’m assuming the origin of these laughing animals is from the new age text language word ROFL or rolling on the floor laughing. Bad Santa – Santa shows the ladies what he’s going to do to … Continue reading 10 Fun Things I Found In\u00a0Italy<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[404,522,838,1161],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7mvJg-qd","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1590,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/what-i-learned-italy-edition\/","url_meta":{"origin":1625,"position":0},"title":"WHAT I LEARNED: Italy\u00a0Edition","date":"June 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Now I'm sure you all missed me very much while I was away, and I guess I kind of promised you guys an Italy post, but quit honestly, I learned too much to just limit this post to one thing... so, you get a little more bang for your buck\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Politics"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tompell2.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1965,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/music-notes-dead-romance-x-tina-on-gaga-gay-s-club-7-fcr-com-band-keha-with-animals\/","url_meta":{"origin":1625,"position":1},"title":"MUSIC NOTES: Dead Romance, X-Tina On Gaga, Gay S Club 7, FCR.com Band & Ke$ha With Animals!","date":"August 20, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a day late. 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