{"id":1428,"date":"2010-05-18T14:33:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T18:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.wordpress.com\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:22:50","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:22:50","slug":"cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-june-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/cover22.jpg?resize=406%2C552&ssl=1\" "\\"Cover\\"")
<\/a>\n\nHere we are again. Another month, another issue of Cosmopolitan<\/a>, complete with the latest groundbreaking innovations in sex, fashion and everything female. The June issue features Pink in a Iron Man inspired frock. Since it's Spring Time I've decided to add a new featured column to my monthly Cosmo<\/em> recaps, look for Trends by month! And a 1, 2, 3 and away we go!\n\nClick the links below to be Cosmo<\/em>ed!\n\nPink Is A Badass - Pg 46-51<\/a>\n\nI'm sure her therapist will point out that her parents' turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband.<\/blockquote>\n\nSex Tips From Guys - Pg 132-135<\/a>\n\nThe Catcher - Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!<\/blockquote>\n\nQuestions For Your Gyno - Pg 192-195<\/a>\n\nCan I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?<\/blockquote>\n\nThe Immaculate Orgasm - Pg 204<\/a>\n\nSeriously, this is an article in Cosmo<\/em>, with the cover that boasts, \"Orgasm Guaranteed.\" The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can<\/em> you're way to the big O.<\/blockquote>\n\nWhat To Change So A Man Will Want You - Pg136-139<\/a>\n\nHe's stressed, we know, so Cosmo<\/em> suggests putting your feelings on the back burner and being his shoulder to not cry on. <\/blockquote>\n\nTall Men vs. Short Men - Pg 81<\/a>\n\nTall Men are... Rich - According to Cosmo<\/em>, \"a study\" [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above \"what\" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.<\/blockquote>\n\n*NEW* Trends For June<\/a>\n\nHottest Trend: White on White<\/blockquote>\n\nSee gallery below for full scans of Pink's interview!<\/strong><\/em>\n\n\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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<\/a>\n\nShocker alert, Pink is one crazy motherfucker! She shocks the interviewer by lighting up a cigarette on the patio of a non-smoking restaurant! iEscandalo! We quickly get a glimpse of Pink's, aka Alecia Beth Moore, wild childhood as a 9 year old smoker\/drug dealer\/drug user growing up on the outskirts of Philadelphia. \n\nI'm sure her therapist will point out that her parents' turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband. \"Her parents separated when she was 8. 'I grew up listening to my mom tell my dad, 'You're a piece of shit. Get the fuck out!'\" It's no wonder Carey Hart, Pink's husband had to sit her down and say to her, \"Baby, when you call me names, it hurts my feelings. Please try to stop.\" [Direct quote]\n\nThe highlight in this interview on Pink and Hart's (match made in f'ed up heaven) relationship seems to be siding with the fact that they'll be together for a while to come, which might possibly be the case, but given their untraditional past, who the fuck knows?! It all started back in 2000, when they first met, they got married in Costa Rica in 2006, and who do you think proposed? Pink of course, the radical feminist she is, she held up a \"Will You Marry Me?\" sign at one of Hart's races. Klassy! And then they split up in 2008, Pink wrote an angry song about him and met a new man, but she ultimately came back to Hart in 2009. True love prevails! \n\nThough I assume the reconciliation had something to do with the revelation made in the final words of the article, \"He has the most perfect penis.\" Way to keep it real homegirl! Honestly, after having read this interview I have a lot more respect for Pink, we seem to be cut from the same steel wool cloth!\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/manwomanbed2.jpg?resize=300%2C199&ssl=1\" "\\"manwomanbed\\"")
<\/a>\n\nCosmo<\/em> asks men what gets them going and pushes them over the edge in the June issue. Here are a few of the 75 tips and tricks men think all women should know.\n\n11. Going Down<\/strong> - Men want women to tell them what to do when they're going south of the border, \"but keep it to one or two words... a full sentence ruins the mood.\"\n\n23. Kissing<\/strong> - Try this new lip service technique, tongue the roof of his mouth in a circular motion.\n\n30. Hand Job<\/strong>s - Stimulate the frenulum, the seam on the underside of his member, from base to tip, by pressing into it with the pad of your thumb.\n\n38. Reverse Cowgirl<\/strong> - Reach forward and grab his ankles, the view of your ass will drive him wild and it will hit your g-spot at just the right angle.\n\n40. Clitoral Stimulation<\/strong> - The tip of his penis is his most sensitive part, so why not use it to give yourself a little southern comfort? Use it to rub your clit in a circular motion.\n\n42. The Happy Trail <\/strong>- Want to tease your guy? One man says of his ex, \"She'd trace her tongue along the curve of one ball, up one side of my penis, linger at the tip, then go back down the other side and finish by licking my other ball.\"\n\n50. Breast Service<\/strong> - Give him a sensual massage with your breasts, let your nipples get hard and graze them along his skin.\n\n66. Woman on Top<\/strong> - Change up being on top by having every inch of your bodies touch. Stack yourself on top of him, resting your legs on his, the grip will be that much tighter.\n\n69. The Never Ending Hand Job<\/strong> - One man suggests, \"Make a circle by touching your pointer finger to you thumb, and start at the base of my shaft and circle your way up to the tip. As you get close to the top, start at the base with your other hand so its a continuous motion.\"\n\n74. The Catcher<\/strong> - Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gyno2.jpg?resize=300%2C201&ssl=1\" "\\"gyno\\"")
<\/a>\n\nHow long after sex will STD symptoms show?<\/strong>\nBacterial STDs appear within weeks, viruses can take a year or more, and some STDs never show symptoms.\n\nEven after I shower, I smell down there. How do I get rid of it?<\/strong>\nVaginas are supposed to have a musky smell, but if it's unusual get it checked out.\n\nCan I get pregnant during my period?<\/strong>\nYes but it's unlikely. Sperm can live in your body for up to 7 days, so keep it safe.\n\nCan I get an STD by swallowing?<\/strong>\nYes, but you're not just limited to swallowing, you can contract an STD from any oral contact.\n\nAre blood clots in my menstrual blood normal?<\/strong>\nClotting is usually normal, large clots can indicate fibroids, common, benign growths in the uterus.\n\nHow much discharge should I have daily?<\/strong>\nUp to 2 tablespoons of white or clear discharge is normal, but the amount and color varies depending on your cycle.\n\nWhy am I not as horny on the Pill? <\/strong>\nSome birth control suppresses production of hormones that affect your libido. Try switching to a non-hormonal form of birth control.\n\nCan I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?<\/strong>\nInserting a dollop (with life active cultures) on the end of a tampon may ease irritation. The yogurt won't cure it though, so run to the drugstore for a fix.\n\nCan waxing cause STDs?<\/strong>\nIt's unlikely but it does happen. Try going to a salon with a no-double-dip policy.\n\nWhat's the white stuff between the folds of my vulva?<\/strong>\nIt's called Sebum, a secretion from oil glands, it washes away with soap and water.\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/orgasm11.jpg?resize=300%2C175&ssl=1\" "\\"orgasm\\"")
<\/a>\n\nLadies, are you able to get to the edge but just can't seem to jump off? Well you're not the only one and Cosmo<\/em> has the fix for your orgasm woes. By using the power of positive thinking you'll be able to come with the best of them!\n\nSeriously, this is an article in Cosmo<\/em>, with the cover that boasts, \"Orgasm Guaranteed.\" The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can<\/em> you're way to the big O. They're calling it the Immaculate Orgasm<\/strong>. Cosmo <\/em>sites a study to back up their highfalutin claim, \"They compared the women's hart rate, blood pressure, pupil dilation, and pain threshold - all indicators of orgasm - and discovered that they were the same whether the subjects climaxed by touch of by thoughts alone.\" Sure the subjects could have been experiencing an immacualte orgasm, or they could have been in the throws of an anxiety attack because someone was probing them and telling them to think dirty thoughts.\n\nCosmo<\/em> also says that Lady Gaga has admitted thinking her way to orgasm. Well if Lady Gaga's doing it then it must be true, because of course, she's my idol for everything sane and rational. I call BS, even Shannyn Sossamon needed an Orchid Flower to get off!\n\n
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<\/a>\n\nHere we are again. Another month, another issue of