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<\/a>\n\nGet Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW<\/strong><\/em>\n\n\n\nThe 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs!<\/strong><\/strong><\/ins>\n\n<\/a>\n\nAngelina Jolie<\/strong>\nThe 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones!\n\n<\/a>\n\nKate Hudson<\/strong>\nThe 31 year-old actress is mother of one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nMichelle Williams<\/strong>\nThe 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?!\n\n<\/a>\n\nGwen Stefani<\/strong>\nThe 40 year-old songstress is mother of two!\n\n<\/a>\n\nJennifer Garner<\/strong>\nThe 38 year-old Alias<\/em> star is mother of two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nVictoria Beckham<\/strong>\nThe 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three!\n\n<\/a>\n\nHalle Berry<\/strong>\nThe 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nKatie Holmes<\/strong>\nThe 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nHeidi Klum<\/strong>\nThe 36 year-old Victoria's Secret<\/em> model is mother to five!\n\n<\/a>\n\nMadonna<\/strong>\nThe 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nCindy Crawford<\/strong>\nThe 44 year-old super-<\/a>\n\nJenny McCarthy<\/strong>\nThe 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon?\n\n<\/a>\n\nDenise Richards<\/strong>\nThe 39 year-old other<\/em> Bond-Girl\/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones<\/strong>\nThe 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nDemi Moore<\/strong>\nThe 47 year-old star of Striptease<\/em> is mother to three!\n\n<\/a>\n\nBrooke Burke<\/strong>\nThe 38 year-old why-is-she-famous<\/em> is mother to two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nPamela Anderson<\/strong>\nThe 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two!\n\n<\/a>\n\nKelly Ripa<\/strong>\nThe 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three.\n\n<\/a>\n\nReese Witherspoon<\/strong>\nThe 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nNicole Kidman<\/strong>\nThe 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor<\/em> is mother of three.\n\n<\/a>\n\nJulia Roberts<\/strong>\nThe 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three.\n\n<\/a>\n\nJennifer Lopez<\/strong>\nThe 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nKourtney Kardashian<\/strong>\nThe 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on\/for reality TV.\n\n<\/a>\n\nSandra Bullock<\/strong>\nThe 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse<\/em> just adopted her first baby!\n\n<\/a>\n\nJessica Alba<\/strong>\nThe 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl!\n\n<\/a>\n\nChristina Aguilera<\/strong>\nThe 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week<\/em> is mother to one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nMilla Jovovich<\/strong>\nThe 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nGwyneth Paltrow<\/strong>\nThe 37 year-old fruited two from her looms.\n\n<\/a>\n\nSarah Jessica Parker<\/strong>\nThe 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2<\/em> is mother of three.\n\n<\/a>\n\nIsla Fisher<\/strong>\nThe 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat!\n\n<\/a>\n\nAshlee Simpson<\/strong>\nThe 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy!\n\n<\/a>\n\nBritney Spears<\/strong>\nThe 28 year-old If You Seek Amy<\/em>ed her way to two children!\n\n<\/a>\n\nSalma Hayek<\/strong>\nThe 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nVanessa Williams<\/strong>\nThe 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four.\n\n<\/a>\n\nElle Macpherson<\/strong>\nThe 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret<\/em> Model\/other \"The Body\" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two.\n\n<\/a>\n\nCourtney Cox<\/strong>\nThe 45 year-old friend is mother of one.\n\n<\/a>\n\nMichelle Obama<\/strong>\nThe 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls!\n\n<\/a>\n\nAlyson Hannigan<\/strong>\nThe 36 year-old How I Met You Mother<\/em> (though I know her as Willow from Buffy<\/em>) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!)\n\n<\/a>\n\nNaomi Watts<\/strong>\nThe 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring<\/em>... just so we're clear.\n\n<\/a>\n\nBrooke Shields<\/strong>\nThe 44 year-old Latisse<\/a> spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Happy Mother’s Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you’re not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I’m sure she gave you a complex too… Well there’s nothing I can do about that now. STOP … Continue reading HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms<\/span>