{"id":1174,"date":"2010-04-30T14:39:16","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioactivecookies.wordpress.com\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2016-03-18T16:23:07","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:23:07","slug":"hags-in-abu-dhabi-2-the-poster-heard-around-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/hags-in-abu-dhabi-2-the-poster-heard-around-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"HAGS IN ABU DHABI 2: The Poster Heard Around The World"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n\nThe internet is all a buzz with the release of the Sex and the City 2<\/em> poster. Looking at this photoshop shitshow is like playing one of those electronic bar games: See If You Can Spot The Fuckups<\/em>!\n\nJezebel<\/a> points out,\n\n\"\"<\/a>\n\n
\n * Sarah Jessica Parker's eyes: Too close together.\n * Kim Cattrall's face: Painted? Or just cut from a different body and slapped on to the one seen here?\n * Kim Cattrall's elbow: Obviously carved out of a larger arm. The proportions from elbow to wrist are insane. And are the bones in her elbow really wider than her neck?\n * The size of the phantom calf allegedly belonging to Sarah Jessica Parker is not in proportion to the rest of her body \u2014 or to the more visible leg.\n * Does Kristin Davis have legs? Is that her knee? Has she sunk ankle-deep into the sand? (Is it quicksand?)\n * Since when does Kristin Davis have a giant rack?\n * No wonder Cynthia Nixon is trying to slink out of the frame.<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The internet is all a buzz with the release of the Sex and the City 2 poster. Looking at this photoshop shitshow is like playing one of those electronic bar games: See If You Can Spot The Fuckups! Jezebel points out, * Sarah Jessica Parker’s eyes: Too close together. * Kim Cattrall’s face: Painted? Or … Continue reading HAGS IN ABU DHABI 2: The Poster Heard Around The World<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[2,5,11],"tags":[249,598,612,834,851,942,961],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7mvJg-iW","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1742,"url":"https:\/\/www.radioactivecookies.com\/thursday-afternoon-snacks\/","url_meta":{"origin":1174,"position":0},"title":"Thursday Afternoon Snacks","date":"July 1, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"RadCooks favorite, Christina Aguilera talk to ET about NMT, Burlesque & Babies! 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