https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:26:54 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1785 Continue reading It’s Like A Female Shawshank Redemption Directed By Michael Bay →]]> Twilight phenomenon... I'm right there with you... but I do hear that the movies do pretty well with the females, mostly for two reasons: Edward & Jacob. For those of you who want to relate better to your female counterparts, here's a little YouTube video that might be able to explain some of the hype in the best way they could. Happy Friday, enjoy! OMG, you watched it right?! Good, I've been wanting to tell this joke for a while. So what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ... Give up? Okay here's the punchline... "See you next month." Get it? Shut up, you're gross!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/its-like-a-female-shawshank-redemption-directed-by-michael-bay/feed/ 3 1785 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/you-too-can-look-like-the-cast-of-twilight/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/you-too-can-look-like-the-cast-of-twilight/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:36:06 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=391 Continue reading You Too Can Look Like The Cast Of “Twilight” →]]> From the creators of Vajazzling, Completely Bare offers a Sculpted Tan for those who wish to skip the gym. Click Here The sculpted tan basically makes you look like you have muscles, cleavage, ect when you're really just a flat-chested fatty. I'm sorry that was harsh... but so is this. The point of having muscles is so we can hunt/gather/ward off tigers, but now with modern technology, we have machines/poor people to do that stuff for us (also harsh, but true.) We've evolved to the point that we don't need muscle definition anymore, except for the point of attracting others and getting down, which... if you're getting down, your lovah is going to see your enormous breasts are actually an optical illusion, or even worse, your abs might rub off on some poor, unexpecting body part. But, if you must, just know that you are not alone, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Robert Pattinson have all sported faux-abs.]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/you-too-can-look-like-the-cast-of-twilight/feed/ 1 391