semen – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 COSMO: What I Learned In May 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-may-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-may-2010/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 00:06:35 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=1024 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In May 2010 ]]> I know, I know. It's almost fucking May and we haven't gotten our fix of monthly What I Learned from Cosmo. It's not my fault. My mother hid my magazine. She seems to keep the faith that my excessive use of the word "fuck" combined with my unabashed dialogue about well... you know, is unbecoming of a lady. Quite possible, but I'm going to do it anyway. I love you mom! (She's really not that old-fashioned, it's just a little game we like to play... or is it?!) Enough with the non sequiturs, here's what you've all been waiting for... my May recap of Cosmo: The Sexy Issue starring Heidi Klum (is she even still relevant? I mean her show's on Lifetime!) Heidi Klum: Why The Fuck Does She Get Everything?! - pg 37
The only thing that sparked a bit of interest was when the writer briefly talked about Klum's relationship with Italian businessman/womanizer extraordinaire, Flavio Briatore, who kicked her ass to curb after less than a year and preggers!
Semen Vitamin Supplements To Come! - pg 210
The researchers then tested the women's emotional status and found that those who didn't use condoms - and had therefore been exposed to semen - were less depressed than those who used protection.
MacGyver Your Sex Life - pg 156
I downloaded the MyVibe app on my friend's iPhone, just to see what it was like (not that way.) Turns out there are 100 different vibes...
How Women Kill Their Sex Drive - pg 192
You usually go on the pill because you're going to be getting busier than a pair of rabbits. However, the hormonal cocktail drops your testosterone production, lowering your libido.
New Things To Try With Your Breasts - pg 215
Breast Tenderness: When you're feeling sore around your period, wrap a refrigerated lettuce leaf around your breasts, leave it there until it wilts.
Indoor Tanning Tax Part Of New Health Care Bill - pg 198
This past winter, the Senate proposed a 10% tax on indoor tanning as part of the new health-care plan... and President Obama later included it in his own version of the bill.
Below are the full scans of Heidi's inspirational interview! ]]>
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Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-vagina/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-vagina/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:52:27 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=624 Continue reading Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina ]]> In my eternal quest to understand the true difference between men and women, I am devoting 2 posts, that's right not, just 1 but 2 posts to the difficulties associated with each set of genitalia. Since I'm a woman this list will come pretty easily. Here you go, the top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a woman. Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina 1. Menstruation - I've dedicated a lot of words to menstruation, and while it has to be said, I actually like having a period (it is what makes us women after all) it's still a pain in the ass. Cramps, mood swings, bloating all suck. And let's not forget what having a period does to your wallet (tampons are expensive.) 2. We Make Less Money - Statistically speaking we make much less money than men, women aren't given paid maternity leave and in the end we basically have to go to college to get a decent job. FACT: A woman that gets her BA will make the same amount of money as a man with just a HS diploma. 3. We're Not Taken As Seriously - Whether it's is class, with family, amongst friends or at work, a man's opinion, thought and/or ideas are taken more seriously than a woman's. 4. The Virgin/Whore Dichotomy - A lady in the street but a freak in the sheets. A motto I try to live my life by... just kidding. But seriously a woman's sexuality is a very delicate subject. Men and Women, myself included, make snap judgements about other women based on how we think she is sexually. 6 more reasons it sucks to be a chick after the jump! 5. Creepy Men/Catcalling - This one I fucking HATE! This is sexual harassment no matter how you slice it. It's rude and uncalled for. Don't catcall someone and if you get the vibes that she's not into you, move on. 6. The Beauty Myth - Beauty is pain... and expensive, it's a FACT that it costs more to be a woman than a man. Much of this has to do with beauty products, both necessary and not. Bras are both necessary and expensive. All the other junk we put in, on and around our bodies might be considered luxuries but the truth of the matter is, without these "luxuries" the general public would take us a lot less seriously than they already do. 7. Semen Is Disgusting - It is! 8. Gynos & Mammograms - I've never myself experienced a mammogram, although I eventually will, but I have had to scoot, scoot, scoot to the end of a table, put my feet in metal stirrups and be probed by a complete stranger. It's awkward. 9. Pregnancy Scares - Something a man will never experience quite like a woman. It's happening (or not) in our bodies and there's nothing we can do but wait to find out. 10. Men Are Assholes - Yes, there are good men out there, but the vast majority are still in their "playboy" stage. I had a fortune cookie that once said, "Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle aged men." So men, you might be reading this and thinking that this is bullshit and I'm a crazy-psycho bitch, and you might be right... all I ask is that you read my next post. I do understand Why Sucks to Have A Penis.]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-sucks-to-have-a-vagina/feed/ 2 624 COSMO: What I Learned In April 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2010/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:16:47 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=498 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In April 2010 ]]> It must be that time of the month again. My monthly subscription has come... to Cosmo I mean. Yes, Cosmopolitan Magazine is the source for all my life decisions. They're brilliant, that's all I have to say; and this month they've delivered a few great gems unto the world. RadCooks is your only source for monthly Cosmo Recaps! Click the links below to be Cosmoed Who is Lady Gaga? - Pg 30-34
Lady Gaga is a slut. She freely admits it in this month's Cosmo featuring her on the cover in her wildest outfit yet... herself.
Birth Control Affects Your Attraction To Men? - Pg 164
Which, basically sums up all of male and female behavior, women aren't baby-hungry and men aren't whores, we're both just trying to prolong our species the best ways we can.
What Exactly Is Female Ejaculation? - Pg 113
Where the liquid comes (pun) from isn't exactly pinned down yet (women are such a mystery) but scientists are suggesting it comes from the female prostate. Yeah guys, we've got one too!
What's The Kivin Method? - Pg 230 Video inside! The iPhone Has A Safe Sexting App? - Pg 174
It's like a condom for your dignity!
You Can Judge A Person Based On Their Beer Choice? - Pg 60
They claim you can tell a lot about a person based solely on their choice of beer.
See full scans below for Gaga's interview & photoshoot! ]]>
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