RadFem – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:22:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 RadFem Jr. Edition: Willow Smith https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-jr-edition-willow-smith/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-jr-edition-willow-smith/#respond Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:21:48 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2386 Continue reading RadFem Jr. Edition: Willow Smith →]]> Name: Willow Camille Reign Smith Birthday: October 31, 2000 Side Note: I think it's awesome that she's born on the best day of the year but also slightly creepy that someone born this millennia is physically capable of whipping anything. Kids these days! Quote:
Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know i'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up I whip my hair back and forth
Claim To Fame: She's the spawn of charming Scientologists Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith. RadFem Worthy: More importantly than who her parents are, but BabyG is only 9 and she's already been in 5 movies, she's signed with Jay-Z's record label Roc Nation and Whip My Hair is poised to be the next Dirt Off Your Shoulders. The song is really a feminist anthem, Willow wants to encourage young girls to be themselves, let their hair down and shake off the haters. Brings a tear to my eye! Fun Fact: She's too damn young to have any fun facts, just watch her video. [vodpod id=Video.4705705&w=425&h=350&fv=] ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-jr-edition-willow-smith/feed/ 0 2386 Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I https://www.radioactivecookies.com/interactions-with-an-anonymous-stranger-who-will-remain-nameless/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/interactions-with-an-anonymous-stranger-who-will-remain-nameless/#comments Sun, 10 Oct 2010 21:19:17 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2354 Continue reading Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I →]]> Following in the footsteps of this centuries RadFem, The Duchess herself, Karen Owen of Duke University (the chick who wrote The Fuck List) I have decided to collect my own data. Not in that way, you sicko, it will be a sort of homage, if you will. Now I've been going out a lot recently because, let's face it, MissBleecker needs to get her party on, work hard, play hard, another rule to live by! I'm sure by now your begging me to stop blabbering and explain exactly what I'm blabbering about, and I will. As you can tell it's called "Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless" (I couldn't think of anything shorter) it will (hopefully) be an ongoing series of posts dedicated to all the randos I encounter out in the world: people I will never see again, a chance encounter that would normally make no difference in my life if I'd decided to not glob about it, a person that will never ever read RadCooks, but a person that you might know or might possibly run into one day. It began with an idea of writing about men I'd meet, that would try to pick me up (and fail) but I might consider expanding it all people, we'll see, wherever the wind tends to blow this post. But we will begin this series with a pickup, a dramatization of my adventure last night, and to you, Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless, thanks for the interaction and have a good life... wherever you are! It all began last night, a Saturday, not unlike any other Saturday before it, I was going to watch a friend's band play at a loft party in the Village... *Ripple* *Ripple* *Fade* *Fade* We walked up to a black door and entered, climbed the three flights of rickety stairs to the noise and various smells above us. A jacked out Jersey Shore wannabe was running the entryway, "IDs, $10," he repeated. In return for the party fee we were each given a gold wristband, which would be added to my left hand collection of random bracelets I would be given. When we walked in it was a bit dead, we found our friend, who would later be playing the Casio in what I would refer to as a Kings of Leon/Rock band but trippy. "I'm glad you guys didn't come earlier," he said as he surveyed the crowd, still forming in the late evening. And so we did what any 20-somethings would do as we waited for the festivities to start, we went to the bar. As I approached the bar, which, let's say just for the record, was not actually a bar, but more like a folding table from K-Mart covered with copious amounts of Cuervo Silver, Svedka, various mixers and Red Bull (which I normally hate but had been craving all night.) As I was standing by the bar, somewhat detached from my circle of friends I felt a presence lurking near me, I turned and saw a man checking me out, "Wanna hook up?" he asked me rather curtly. I just looked at him. He chuckled, "I'm just kidding." "Would you be kidding if I'd said 'yes?'" "No, honestly I wouldn't have. Because I don't know you and I don't just do that. Now maybe if I got to know you it'd be a different story." He extended his hand, "Hi, I'm AnAnonymousStranger." "I'm MissBleecker." "Nice to meet you," he said to me with a relaxed grin, "That's step one." And then he was gone, but it wouldn't be my only interaction with this AnonymousStranger. Read more after the JUMP! Me and my girls were on the prowl, standing in the middle of the crowd, which had been increasing in size steadily. We were scoping the talent from all angels, waiting to find the one to call dibs on. And then I saw him, he entered the room with a confident swagger, he knew where he was going and who he was looking for and nothing else was going to faze him, the best I could describe him as would be a Sexy Hipster Groucho Marx. He exchanged words with the DJ. "Is he with the band?" I conferred with my female compatriots. "He might be." Could it be? An aura of sex-appeal and a musician? I should have guessed. Our drinks were waning, the band was about to go on, and with the promise of an open bar we decided to refill our solo cups. We approached the bar, worked our way through the crowd, and who would it happen to be behind the bar, serving up drinks besides my very own AnonymousStranger. He noticed us waiting, pointed to me with a sly smile, as if he remembered me. "Hey you," he flirted. "Hey. Vodka Red Bull." Side Note: I know I shouldn't be drinking Vodka Red Bull, it's really bad for a person, I won't do it again, I promise. As he poured my drink, he tried to strike up conversation. "See, I remembered you." "Oh yeah, what's my name?" "I have no idea." "Oh, too bad. I guess we won't get to step two." We got our drinks, found a place on the floor and eagerly awaited the band to start. And I'll have to say, they were pretty fucking good. But somewhere between the blood-pumping Red Bull, the bass and the lack of air, I needed to take a mini-break from the party, so I ventured towards the stairs only to find that there was a super chill after party one floor up. And so I changed venues with a flight of stairs; I went from smokey, crowded musicfest to blue lit, air-conditioned, leather sofa, hookah smoking chillstation. And it was exactly what I needed, but I eventually felt as though I should return to my friends and the music, so I descended from the more comfortable haven. As I was looking for my posse I found my Sexy Groucho Marx and found myself following him (I know, right) which was fine, because he eventually led me to my group. Shortly after, we decided to leave and as we were on my way out I spotted my AnonymousStranger trying to mac it with some ladyfellow. I patted him on the shoulder, said, "Have a goodnight." Bumped him with my hip and never looked back.]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/interactions-with-an-anonymous-stranger-who-will-remain-nameless/feed/ 3 2354 RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-century-the-ho-that-boned-13-duke-athletes-and-wrote-a-thesis-about-it/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-century-the-ho-that-boned-13-duke-athletes-and-wrote-a-thesis-about-it/#respond Sat, 02 Oct 2010 00:36:04 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2273 Continue reading RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It →]]> Name: Unknown Alias: The Whore Of Duke aka The Duchess (MissBleecker dubbed) Birthday: Unknown, but most likely between 1987-1989 Claim To Fame: A Power Point project, which became known as The Fuck List, recently went viral on the internet after a friend of a friend leaked it. The Fuck List is an in depth analysis, written as a faux college thesis, of The Duchess's sexual escapades throughout her years as a Duke co-ed. All the men in the "study" were athletes, popular, boneable by all definitions and the whore got all of them. She met most of them at a local hot-spot called Shooters (sounds Kla$$y) and did most of the fucking while intoxicated. RadFem Worthy: Leave it to Beaver to fuck 13 guys all in the name of science. This ho claims she never wanted the thesis to get out, yet she kept a thorough record of the cute-meet, size, pros and cons of the sex as well as a transcript of several nasty sexts. Mmhmm. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Bitch was all about leaking this shit, why else would she write it in such pithy candor? Regardless, kudos to you Anonymous FuckWhore! You knocked boots with some of the finest physical specimen at a big time smartypants college, good for you! Now some might say that this is airing on the side of reverse-sexism, objectification and even a little misandronistic (not a word, but I'm making it one) and it might very well be all of them, but you know what, I don't care. And why? Because it was done by a woman... and if you read the report most of the guys deserve it. Just kidding, but let this be a warning to all you gents who wish to bed a drunken anonymous strangerlady, the details of your penis, weak game and quick release might wind up on the interweb. Cheerio! Fun Fact: Jezebel posted The Fuck List anonymously and were contacted by both HarperCollins and William Morris for the Duchess's contact information. Homegirl is going to be a best selling author and have a three picture deal by the end of the week. If you want to read the full Fuck List jump! It's like a picture book! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-century-the-ho-that-boned-13-duke-athletes-and-wrote-a-thesis-about-it/feed/ 0 2273 RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-to-watch-jaclyn-santos/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-to-watch-jaclyn-santos/#respond Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:10:21 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1730 Continue reading RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos →]]> While living on my friend's futon he had me watch a new Bravo show called Work of Art, which is much like any other Bravo show, in that it's an elimination based, competition style show for something hipstery. The cast of characters on the show is pretty interesting, you've got your lesbian who undresses the hot, angsty straight girl with her eyes, the adorable gay guy who paints auto-follatio (and misspells it), you've got the crazy insomniac, OCD psycho-pants who ejaculates on his art and then you've got the rail-thin, beauty, radical feminist painter known as Jaclyn Santos. Jaclyn's work is RadFem worthy in the fact that she exploits the female form and manipulates body composure and expression to make a statement about the female experience. In the latest episode of Work of Art the artists were asked to create something shocking. Jaclyn immediately stripped down and took some nudey MySpace style pics and created an interactive tryptic that allowed the audience to draw on and deface her photographs. She's a firecracker and now a personal heroin of Radioactive Cookies. Here are a few of her pieces, check out her website for more! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-to-watch-jaclyn-santos/feed/ 0 1730 RadFem Of The Week: Julie Bowen https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-week-julie-bowen/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-week-julie-bowen/#respond Sat, 22 May 2010 16:09:20 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1551 Continue reading RadFem Of The Week: Julie Bowen →]]> Name: Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer Alias: Julie Bowen Birthday: March 3, 1970 Claim to Fame: Julie Bowen is most recently known for starring in the ABC comedy Modern Family as Claire Dunphy. You also might remember her as Jack's sometimes paralyzed wife on Lost and if you can remember way back as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore. RadFem Worthy: Julie might seem like an uptight version of the girl next door, but when she bared her breasts on George Lopez, and showed America that breastfeeding is a natural and healthy part of life, she really made in impression on people. This hot mom of three continues to break the rules and for that Julie Bowen, Radioactive Cookies salutes you! Fun Fact: She has a pacemaker. And here's the interview that made her RadFem of the week, her interview with George Lopez talking about the double football hold! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-week-julie-bowen/feed/ 0 1551