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ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer

MissBleecker — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:02:57 +0000

So the lead singer and frontman of Maroon 5, Adam Levine, took it all off to help raise testicular cancer awareness and to encourage men to get screened. And I couldn't think of any better way to make gay men and women want to get checked out! If the goal of these photographs is to encourage men to get screened then I think they've failed because these are clearly intended for a female audience. I don't know, maybe the people behind them hope that the girlfriends, wives and platonic female friends of the world will bitch and nag the men of their lives into getting screened because Adam Levine got naked in that one add and we think ball cancer awareness is sexy! I just have two words: I WANT! I believe it was William Shakespeare who said it best:

See how he leans his junk upon her hand? Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that junk!

I'm really just thinking about that poor hand model that's bent down behind Adam assuming the rusty trombone position. She looks like she needs a break... One more for the road? Why not?! Via Dlisted

Porn For The Blind

MissBleecker — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:01:49 +0000

Well here's something interesting I found in my daily perusing of the blogs. Toronto artist Lisa J. Murphym who published The Tactile Mind two years ago, a 3D book of nudes with braille descriptions, has added four more images she's calling theTactile Atelier Bookmark. The original book comes at a whopping $225 (is that Canadian moneys?) with the erotic extension pack (lol) at an additional $100. And no wonder why they cost so much, Murphym does all the work herself.

I took photographs of my friends in lingerie, blew up the images, and hand-sculpted them into clay. Then I made thermoform copies. I ran the plastic myself through my thermoform machine at home, so each one took awhile to make. The butt was really hard to sculpt. I wanted to get it nice and even and give it a feminine softness so it would actually feel like a woman's butt. It took me days to sculpt all the curves right, but I'm told it does feel like a woman's butt in a G-string.

Yes Lisa, the ass is always the hardest! Well I glad that at least Lisa was trying to be realistic in capturing the 3D form of a curvy and cellulite-endowed hottie. The additional four images are supposed to be a sort of teaser at a new book Murphym plans to put out, promising that it will be more erotic and with couples. I can't wait! Via ONTD

You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

MissBleecker — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:56:19 +0000

To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!

KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist

MissBleecker — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:19:03 +0000

Katy Perry's been on everyone's radio, television, computer screen and various other implements of technology for a couple years now. As a facet of popular culture Katy isn't granted much nevermind, her music is taken at face value as something to grind up on a stranger to in a crowded club that your friend dragged you to, because she's had a rough week and she really just wants to dance but you really just want to stay in, open a bottle of wine and watch Saturday Night Live even if it's not been that good lately. I digress... What I was saying is that no one really dissects her music because, as it is pop music, most people don't really feel the need to read into it. (Just listen to it, you ear-bud drone!) The first time I heard California Gurls I was like, "Catchy, but not my cup of tea." (I'm a rocker!) And then I saw the video and then I watched it again and something clicked. Katy Perry might not be just another pretty, dumb, pop singer. Maybe she's smart, maybe she's trying to say something... maybe she's a feminist in centerfold clothing! And so I present to you, without further adieu (because there's already been far too much adieu): Katy Perry: The Ironic Feminist! Click the links below to get schooled by MissBleecker and my special guest blogger, Prof.PurplePants! LET'S TAKE A JOURNEY! Introduction: The Ironic Feminist Chapter 1: A Brief History of Katy Perry Chapter 2: Music Video Anthology Chapter 3: In Concert: The 'Hello, Katy' Tour 2009 Chapter 4: Ur So Gay: Tools & The Women Who Love Them Chapter 5: I Kissed A Girl: Every Man's Fantasy Chapter 6: Hot N Cold: The Myth Of The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Chapter 7: California Gurls: Sugary Sweet & Fake As Tits Chapter 8: Teenage Dream: The Follies Of Youth Chapter 9: Will Cotton's Cover Art by Prof.PurplePants Conclusion: That's What She Said

THE RAG TIMES: Halle on Vogue, Montana on As Is, Kim on Allure & Nicki on Black Woman!!!

MissBleecker — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:51:55 +0000

Halle Berry: First Black Women On Vogue Since 1989

The September issue of Vogue, aka the most important issue of the most important magazine ever is featuring it's first black woman in 21 years. Halle Berry is only the second black woman to grace the cover of the September issue (Naomi Campbell was the first in 1989.)

Montana Fishburne on As Is Cover

May I draw your attention to the headline, which reads, "Montana Fishburne: Star of Porn Tape & Lawrence Fishburne's Daughter Says: "I'm Not Doing Shit To Him, But Fucking and Having My Career." Kla$$y!

Kim Kardashian On Being Skinny/Fat In Allure

Okay, I think I'm starting to get it. Kim wants to be an icon for curvy women but she back then she was just too damn fat. That totally makes sense.

Nicki Minaj Covers Black Woman Talks Gaga

Nicki Minaj is a hot new artist on the hip-hop/rap scene and is turning some heads with her wild style. In the most recent issue of Black Woman, which Miss Minaj covers, she talks about the comparison made between she and Lady Gaga.