NSFW – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:22:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/#respond Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:01:53 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2853 Continue reading Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO →]]> I knew that'd be enough to draw you sickos in! It's true, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom has made a fetish video in which she spanks (rather daintily actually) radio personality Tattoo. I found it hard to sit through this video for several reasons, (1) Homegirl needs some acting lessons, she's hardly believable as a person let alone a skanked up leather-clad babysitter. (2) You have eight kids and you don't know how to spank correctly? For someone dressed up like a dominatrix wannabe you better be able to crack the whip with some feeling. (3) I wanted to jump into the video Mary Poppins style and handle the whip myself because all that whining and raspy baby talk was making me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles. And (4) Who says that a fetish video has to be such low quality? What, would it kill the producer to spring for some lighting, or maybe a tripod? I guess all the production money went to those killer costumes and amazing ball pit. But I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She doesn't have any baby daddies to scam for child support and lord knows the new health care bill isn't going to pay for all that collagen... and silicone... and tummy tucks. I just can't wait until these kids grow up and see the publicity hell storm they were born into. Can Angelina Jolie please come adopt them now?! They're still young, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference. Well, here is it. Why do I do this to myself? [vodpod id=Video.5386226&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3De0197dec-87c8-4562-a23b-f0c3d5d86eb1%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/feed/ 0 2853 Homicidal Maniac Barbie https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/#respond Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:01:32 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2756 Continue reading Homicidal Maniac Barbie →]]> Every little girl goes through a stage where she begins to outgrow her Barbies. It usually coincides with the time that she realizes that Barbies have no body hair, genitals, or physiologically possible proportions. During this time every little girl, whether they want to admit it or not, plays with their Barbies in a way that the Mattel makers would not intend for them to be played with (little girls make their Barbies have sex.) But one little girl, went above and beyond in her pre-pubescent Barbie doll playing days, and that little girl was named Mariel Clayton. Though it should be said, artist Mariel Clayton never actually outgrew her Barbies, she just invented fun, new ways to play with them. Mariel started out with an interest in travel photography and after what she describes as a "sublime experience" in a Japanese toy shop she became enthralled with photographing miniatures, specifically Barbies with a feminist, homicidal, psycho-sexual edge. Mariel describes her fascination with the Barbie doll,
Barbie was designed as the woman that every girl would want to be, and that every man would want to fuck. Her body design, the blonde hair, the tiny waist, the perky tits - all part of this new feminine ideal to be held up as a guiding beacon of womanhood. and yet - outside of an aesthetically enhanced sector of society, the number of women who actually look like that naturally is decidedly small. The Sex life of the Girl with no Genitals. Definitely NSFW.
Considering the anatomy and design of the Barbie and placing it in situations ranging from mass murder, cannibalism, sodomy, and abortion creates an uncomfortable dissonance that is just way too far out and groovy for words. Mariel describes her message,
I don't generally like to be all moralistic and preachy, there's enough people out there who get off on the sound of their own voice. But every now and then some things I notice just need to be processed in a different way.
You can order prints of Mariel's work, which can be printed on anything from greeting cards to large canvas mounts. Her print work ranges from $60-$160, which is a bargain considering how big a conversation piece these puppies are, perfect for any cocktail party. I think I'll get a triptych to hang in my bathroom! Here's a little gallery of my favorite pieces as seen on her website. Some NSFW Via ONTD]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/feed/ 0 2756 RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/#respond Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:09:55 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2741 Continue reading RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta →]]> Welcome to a special Golden Globes edition of RadFem! Last night, while you were all tucked into your beds wishing you were at the famed Golden Globes After Party so was our most recent RadFem. TMZ caught the always Kla$$y Lucy Danziger flailing about outside the party after being denied for celebrating roaring 20s style! Name: Paz de la Huerta (it means "peace of the orchard" in Spanish) Birthday: September 3, 1984 Claim To Fame: After playing several small rolls that required her to be naked she finally got her break on Boardwalk Empire as Lucy Danziger, a slightly bigger roll that requires her to be naked. RadFem Worthy: Not that I'm being biased or anything but Lucy Danziger is undoubtably my favorite character on Boardwalk Empire. She always keeps it Kla$$y meaning she never wears a bra, she uses her sexuality to get whatever she wants and she's dumb as a rock, but she does get to wear pretty clothes... when she is wearing clothes. Fun Fact: According to IMDB she was born with a recurring cystic hygroma which looks like (don't click) this. Apparently it grows back and needs to be surgically removed every few years; she's had seven surgeries for it since birth. I'm glad she has that shit under control now. Gross. Here's the best video you will ever see. Watch as Loose Lucy gets denied access to the after party because homegirl's been sampling the bathtub gin, stumble backwards into a limo after repeating "I can do it," falls, rips her dress, falls out of her dress (I told you she NEVER wears a bra), and then graciously autographs something for a fan with said breast still out of said ripped dress. TMZ decided to blur out her left tit but if you really want to see her nekkid just watch anything she's ever been in (except Enter The Void if you have epilepsy.) I envy her courage! [vodpod id=Video.5362992&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3Daf77c88e-37f9-4c05-a963-acda744381ba%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] And here's a little gallery of Paz hamming it up for the shutterbugs! Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/feed/ 0 2741 Have A Merry Ke$ha Chri$tmas https://www.radioactivecookies.com/have-a-merry-keha-chritmas/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/have-a-merry-keha-chritmas/#respond Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:58:49 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2573 When I saw this video, I thanked the Baby Jesus for being born so I could hear Ke$ha sing a beautiful rendition of Have Yourself a Marry Little Christmas while some mohawked Russian bum took a piss in the background! Here's hoping your holidays will be as entertaining as this! Cheers! Video NSFW ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/have-a-merry-keha-chritmas/feed/ 0 2573 THE RAG TIMES: Halle on Vogue, Montana on As Is, Kim on Allure & Nicki on Black Woman!!! https://www.radioactivecookies.com/the-rag-times-halle-on-vogue-montana-on-as-is-kim-on-allure-nicki-on-black-woman/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/the-rag-times-halle-on-vogue-montana-on-as-is-kim-on-allure-nicki-on-black-woman/#respond Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:51:55 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=1957 Continue reading THE RAG TIMES: Halle on Vogue, Montana on As Is, Kim on Allure & Nicki on Black Woman!!! →]]> Halle Berry: First Black Women On Vogue Since 1989
The September issue of Vogue, aka the most important issue of the most important magazine ever is featuring it's first black woman in 21 years. Halle Berry is only the second black woman to grace the cover of the September issue (Naomi Campbell was the first in 1989.)
Montana Fishburne on As Is Cover
May I draw your attention to the headline, which reads, "Montana Fishburne: Star of Porn Tape & Lawrence Fishburne's Daughter Says: "I'm Not Doing Shit To Him, But Fucking and Having My Career." Kla$$y!
Kim Kardashian On Being Skinny/Fat In Allure
Okay, I think I'm starting to get it. Kim wants to be an icon for curvy women but she back then she was just too damn fat. That totally makes sense.
Nicki Minaj Covers Black Woman Talks Gaga
Nicki Minaj is a hot new artist on the hip-hop/rap scene and is turning some heads with her wild style. In the most recent issue of Black Woman, which Miss Minaj covers, she talks about the comparison made between she and Lady Gaga.
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