When I first saw Glee I was like, “Fuck, Rachel looks exactly like Idina Menzel, they should have her come on the show as her mother.” I know what you’re saying, Rachel has 2 dads (and even though one of them is black, we still don’t know who the father is. Side note: Maury should totes be a guest star!) how could Shelby be her mother? Well… I have a theory that we’re going to find out she’s her bio-mom and she gave her up/helped a gay sista out to help her singingness, which Rachel obviously inherited! AH HA! I’ve solved it! Also she says she’s made out with gays before. Anyway, that’s my babymamadrama theory. I doubt I’m right, but if I am I need to gloat and this is proof that I would be right, if in the future I am right. Right?!