list – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Tue, 26 Apr 2016 14:56:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 108799538 Phat Girls II: 50 Curvy Women Breaking Boundaries https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/#respond Wed, 30 Mar 2016 03:38:46 +0000 http://www.radioactivecookies.com/?p=4104 Continue reading Phat Girls II: 50 Curvy Women Breaking Boundaries →]]> Phat Girls list, my most popular post ever. So I've compiled here, for my cushion lovin' readers, a list that displays the diverse beauty that Phat Girls encompass. The original post celebrated 25 voluptuous women in Hollywood, well now I'm doubling down with 50 full-beautied actresses, models, musicians, comedians and showrunners. I give you, Phat Girls II!
[See image gallery at www.radioactivecookies.com] ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/phat-girls-ii-50-curvy-women-breaking-boundaries/feed/ 0 4104 Best Of RadCooks 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/best-of-radcooks-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/best-of-radcooks-2010/#respond Thu, 30 Dec 2010 19:12:22 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2591 Continue reading Best Of RadCooks 2010 →]]> What a year it's been! 2010 was Radioactive Cookies' inaugural year and I think we did a pretty great job! Since it's inception on February 24, 2010, RadCooks has received almost 30,000 hits and I couldn't be happier! In honor of the New Year, we of course need to recap all the amazingness of 2010. So here's a best of list that'll make you laugh, cry and probably cringe. 5 Most Visited Posts 1. PHAT GIRLS: 25 Hot Full Figured Women In Hollywood: All you skinny bitches can move aside because 2010 was the year of the big girl! As a proud curvaceous woman myself, I am so happy that the chubby chasers of the world have made Phat Girls my #1 most visited post the year! 2. RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos: Thanks to a Tweet from the RedFem herself, Jaclyn Santos, this post received 2nd honors! Thanks Jaclyn, we hope to see more of you in 2010! 3. HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms: Mother's Day 2010 was my busiest day of the year. With the most posts I've ever done, I also received the most viewership. Shame on you all for reading my glob instead of spending quality time with your mommy! 4. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery: The Human Centipede, what can I say? Those of you that read this post along with honorable mention THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review I just want to let you know that you are all very sick and you are not alone! 5. VAJAZZLE With A "J" & VAGAZZLED aka Swarovski Pubes: Let's not forget my Vajazzled posts! The pair, tied for 5th place were some of my very first posts! Though I can't take all the credit, I have to give a shout out to Bryce Gruber who took one for the team and had her lady garden bedazzeled on camera! MissBleecker's Top 5 Posts 1. KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist: Who could forget my massive and incredibly late Katy Perry post? Not only was this one of my most extensive posts but it was also one of the funnest. Let's not forget it introduced Prof.PurplePants! 2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "NOT MYSELF TONIGHT": A Lesson In Radical Feminism: One of my top rated posts, NMT was a great song that I felt was seriously underrated. And of course, I'll always have a spot in my heart and on my glob for my #1 girl Christina Aguilera! 3. AUTO-FELLATIO: Sampling Your Own Pancakes: Oh auto-fellatio, you almost made it into the top 5! What can I say, it was a simpler time when I could write about a man pleasuring himself orally, though I have heard of a slight demand for an autolingus post... 4. The No Makeup Week Series: A great week of my life was spent au natural for you good people. It was a really great experience and hopefully the first of more to come in personal experiments! 5. RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It: How could we forget the Duke Fuck List author Karen Owen? This was your year girl, relish in it! 5 Posts You Didn't Read But Should 1. The Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Series: This series is a personal favorite of mine. With three volumes down, I hope to keep you updated on the awfully bad attempts made at yours truly. 2. The 2010 Oscar Predictions and Outcomes Posts: I really cannot believe that there were so few readers of my 2010 Oscar posts. Not only did I predict nearly all the winners (yeah, you could have cleaned up in your office pool) but I analyzed the Oscars through a feminist and political lens. Let's not have the same fate for Oscar Watch 2011! 3. MissBleecker Goes To Washington: I was on a bus for 10 hours in one day, I missed all of my friends, I wore cookies on my breasts, and I came home to keep the party going for Halloween as Ke$ha and you still didn't read my post?! 4. The Theory of Sexual Economics Pt. 1 & Pt. 2: I have to admit these posts were a bit off collar for RadCooks but interesting nonetheless. Check them out to see what personality type is your best match according to me! 5. “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore: Now I will admit, having seen The Runaways, it was not the best movie of the year, it wasn't the worst either. It just didn't get much recognition either way, as my review did. However, I attended a screening with Joan Jett and she had some insider scoop that any rock 'n roller would love to read! Well there you have it, the Best Of RadCooks Lists 2010! I hope you all had a great year! I can't wait for 2011, I'm sure it'll be as disastrous a year in pop culture as 2010 was!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/best-of-radcooks-2010/feed/ 0 2591 FOR MEN ONLY: Free Ways To Get Laid https://www.radioactivecookies.com/for-men-only-free-ways-to-get-laid/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/for-men-only-free-ways-to-get-laid/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:43:36 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=479 Continue reading FOR MEN ONLY: Free Ways To Get Laid →]]> They say we live in a world where chivalry has died, I say to they that chivalry is not dead... it's just in hibernation. We all want to be equal and as I see it, chivalry is a sort of cultural reparations for all the extra shit women have to deal with/pay for that men don't. I know, I know, it's tough to be a guy, the grass is always greener, whatever old saying you want to use, I know it's not easy being a man. As a woman, and an overall liker (I would have said lover but... you know) of men I want to help you get what you want... sex. Let's face it, in this economy it's tough to be in a relationship, it's even harder at the beginning of a relationship when a guy is expected to pay for every/most things. Those first few dates are clutch; we women know you guys are looking to score and, whether we like to admit it or not, we're testing you. The disconnect happens when a guy thinks he has to do big things to impress a woman. Here's a secret, we women (and when I say we women, I'm speaking on behalf of all Klassy women, because let's face it, you can't turn a whore into a housewife)... anyway, we women care more about small gestures that can mean a lot than big gestures that don't have any thought behind them. If you follow these guidelines, guaranteed*, you will make a big impression on that special lady of yours... which might make her a little easier. Just saying. Side note: Guarantee only applies to Klassy ladies, ie those who aren't going out with you because she feels bad for you, has nothing else to do, you wore her down and/or you're paying for her meal. Things A Man Can Do To Get A Girl To Sleep With Him - Recession Style 15 helpful hints after the jump! 1. Hold The Door Open For Her - I cannot begin to tell you how much this does. When you go through a door first, or don't even hold it and let it slam in her face it's pretty much a red flag that if your man is not being gentlemanly early on, it's just going to go downhill. Seriously, it means a lot when you hold the door open. All men should do this for all women, even if you don't want sex. It's just polite! 2. Cook Her Dinner And Clean Up The Mess - We care less about the fact that you might suck at cooking, what we care about is that you're trying. And when you're done, please do the dishes, it's not fun cleaning up someone else's mess. Just make sure she sees you do the dishes, otherwise it won't count. 3. Don't Pressure Her - When a man wants something badly (bad?) we tend to be more coy about giving it to him. If you take the pressure off sex she will probably be more open and even take the initiative. 4. Play, 4play, Fourplay, FOREPLAY! - I cannot stress how important this one is. If the foreplay is bad the sex probably isn't going to be much better. The more you tease her before sex the more she's going to want it! 5. Compliment Her - You know how men like to get their egos stroked? Well so do women. Tell us we look beautiful. Use the word beautiful. 6. Listen. Huh? LISTEN! - I know it's hard to listen to us bitch about our day, talk about celeb gossip or whatever is it us women talk about, but it means a lot when a man listens to a woman. It means even more when you make insightful comments about what we're talking about. Even if you don't care, fake it, we do. 7. Throw The Small Ones Back - Women have a lot more mental stamina than men do. We can be in an argument with someone for decades, so don't take us on unless it's super important. Basically, don't let a little disagreement turn into a fight. 8. Be Romantic - Yeah, what they do in the movies is cheesy and corny but we want it! Just rent any chick flick and do what one of the guys does in it. 9. Do Not Mention Any Of The Following - Age, weight, relationship with father, that she looks/acts like her mother, her outfit (unless you say it's nice), her roots (we're sensitive about this one), any sort of hair on her body for that matter, whether it's supposed to be there or not, her period (this is a big one guys, just stay away from it), another woman, your ex (unless you're saying we're prettier, smarter and/or better in bed, but again, better left unsaid), wrinkles, stretch marks, cellulite and/or spider veins (these are all things that affect women 10 fold to men), her girlfriends and lastly her vagina (we don't comment on your junk except to say it's fabulous so practice reciprocity.) 10. Dress To Impress - Actually, just dress like you care. We spend soooooo much time getting ready for a date, we want to know it's worth it. We feel awkward being super dressed up if you're in jeans and running shoes. Bonus, if you're dressed nicely we'll be super proud of you and want to show you off. 11. Be Spontaneous - Women like a man with many interests because it keeps things, well... interesting. Women love surprises and being kept on their toes. If you live your life through spontaneity and variance you're probably good in bed! 12. Be Decisive - There is nothing me and my girlfriends hate more than a man who is not decisive. If you're taking us out on a date, I know you want to please us, but please, if we ask you to pick a place, PICK A FUCKING PLACE! Don't waffle around and send us 80 texts saying, "um, IDK, what do you want to do?" It's annoying! Just don't do it! 13. Be a MAN - I get that men don't do a lot of the above things but this is what women want. However, the package women want all of these qualities to be wrapped up in is a MAN. Take charge, be the smart, funny guy we know you are. But remember even Gentlemen are Men! Jezebel posted a similar article 2 years ago and I'm amending their 4th and 5th rules to my list.
4.) Wipe the cum off her first before you wipe it off yourself. There's seriously nothing ruder than blowing a big wad all over a girl and then cleaning off your dick first before you go get her a towel or some tissues. Extra points for not getting any cum in her hair. 5.) Offer to do everything for her when her nails are wet. It sucks when a woman pays good money to get a manicure and then she has to get something out of her purse when her nails are still tacky. Help her out by lighting her cigarette, opening her can of soda, or wiping after she pees.
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