Birth Control – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:23:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 108799538 COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/#respond Thu, 10 Mar 2011 07:00:35 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=3096 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011 →]]> What, can I say? It's been a while. It seems while one of my original From Scratch monthly posts recapping the cockamamie advice of one Cosmopolitan Magazine has been good to me with a plentitude of hits, I have not been very good to it, throwing it to the wayside in exchange for copious amounts of Ke$ha posts. Well I'm sorry, to the Cosmo rag and RadCooks faithfuls alike. I was doing all over you, myself included, a disservice of massive proportions. But don't fret, my duties to the Sex Bible will no longer go untended. What's the change in attitude, say you? Well dear internet-mongers, it's Lent, and as a terrible Catholic and one who's never kept a Lent Resolution (what do you call what you give up for 40 days?) I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I'm not giving anything up this Lent, because that would be counter-productive, instead I'm going to do something. And what shall I do, you ask? I'm going to do reading! It's really quite shameful, I'm a writer, in and out, I write for fun, I write for leisure, I write for pay, I write because I'm always right but I don't read. So I'm going to, at least for the next 40 days (hopefully.) Today I'm reading Cosmo's April edition, cover to cover, even the monthly rape article. I know what you're thinking, Cosmo isn't real reading, well to you I say, baby steps, my friend. Tomorrow I'm hitting Freud's "Three Contributions To The Theory of Sex," but tonight, tonight I read about PC muscles and mildly kinky sex! Without further ado, here's your Cosmo Recap for April 2011 starring Tron: Legacy's Olivia Wilde! Cosmo Cover Girl: Olivia Wilde pg. 48-51 Birth Control Break Down: Why Your Method Sucks, Plus A NEW Condom & Morning After Pill! pg. 162-165 The Sexy Side Of Ovulation pg. 158-159 A Three-Step Guide To The Full Body Orgasm pg. 134 101 Things About Men: ORLY?! pg. 70-73 MacGyver Beauty Tips pg. 203-207 Your Hair Might Look Good, But It Can Also Give You Cancer! pg. 176 Read Olivia Wilde's full article below! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2011/feed/ 0 3096 Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:56:54 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=803 Continue reading Why It Rocks To Be A Lesbian →]]> [Insert joke implying lesbians are good at sports and stronger than men.] 1. Low Risk Situation - Most STDs are not a problem for lesbians. And pregnancy is impossible. Basically being a lesbian is like investing in low risk stocks. Not a lot of bad is going to happen to you! 2. Sexual Acceptance - In film and television lesbianism is much more prevalent than male homosexual sex. Somehow the censors feel it's okay to show lesbians getting it on. Possibly because lesbian sex is more socially acceptable! 3. No Bells & Whistles - Throw out your birth control and let those condoms expire! You don't need anything extra to fool around with another girl! Leaving the distractions behind, I'm sure, is an added pleasure! Dive for 4 more reasons going down is bitchin'! 4. FOREPLAY IS ALLPLAY - It's no secret that women love foreplay! If you're a lady getting it on with another lady, you don't have to worry about having her return the favor and making sure your oven is pre-heated! You two will be cooking all night long! (Side note: I'm really into the corny one liners recently!) 5. Babies - While gay men can have a hard time adopting and an even harder time finding surrogate lesbians have two spare wombs! Not to mention, sperm banks are more popular and more accessible than egg banks. 6. All The Bells & Whistles - I know what I said in #3 but let me spit two words at you: SEX TOYS. 7. Ellen Degeneres - No one plays the game better than pro-baller Ellen Degeneres! She's a chick-magnet, funny as hell and can save anyone's life in a dance-off! Hey fabulous gay men, here's Why You Rock!]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/why-it-rocks-to-be-a-lesbian/feed/ 1 803 COSMO: What I Learned In April 2010 https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2010/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2010/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:16:47 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.wordpress.com/?p=498 Continue reading COSMO: What I Learned In April 2010 →]]> It must be that time of the month again. My monthly subscription has come... to Cosmo I mean. Yes, Cosmopolitan Magazine is the source for all my life decisions. They're brilliant, that's all I have to say; and this month they've delivered a few great gems unto the world. RadCooks is your only source for monthly Cosmo Recaps! Click the links below to be Cosmoed Who is Lady Gaga? - Pg 30-34
Lady Gaga is a slut. She freely admits it in this month's Cosmo featuring her on the cover in her wildest outfit yet... herself.
Birth Control Affects Your Attraction To Men? - Pg 164
Which, basically sums up all of male and female behavior, women aren't baby-hungry and men aren't whores, we're both just trying to prolong our species the best ways we can.
What Exactly Is Female Ejaculation? - Pg 113
Where the liquid comes (pun) from isn't exactly pinned down yet (women are such a mystery) but scientists are suggesting it comes from the female prostate. Yeah guys, we've got one too!
What's The Kivin Method? - Pg 230 Video inside! The iPhone Has A Safe Sexting App? - Pg 174
It's like a condom for your dignity!
You Can Judge A Person Based On Their Beer Choice? - Pg 60
They claim you can tell a lot about a person based solely on their choice of beer.
See full scans below for Gaga's interview & photoshoot! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/cosmo-what-i-learned-in-april-2010/feed/ 1 498