Sex Ed – RADIOACTIVE COOKIES https://www.radioactivecookies.com Go on, take a bite! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:21:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 108799538 Rihanna’s S&M Music Video & The Futuristic Feminist https://www.radioactivecookies.com/rihannas-sm-music-video-the-futuristic-feminist/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/rihannas-sm-music-video-the-futuristic-feminist/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:49:59 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2890 Continue reading Rihanna’s S&M Music Video & The Futuristic Feminist →]]> Rihanna's music video for S&M hit the web today, and I have to say, for someone, who's not a huge RiRi fan, I am really diggin' this jam. And by dig I mean I've already watched the video at least a dozen times, hoping that the replays of the kinktastic video wouldn't deter my coworkers from being my friends! This video is hot, it was shot by Melina Matsoukas, who also directed Rihanna's Rude Boy video. This chorus just melts me,
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
The music video depicts Rihanna, in all sorts of colorful getups, involved in a sadomasochistic relationship with the media. And as in any good S&M relationship, the couple that is Rihanna and the media hounds switch up the role play; in one scene, Rihanna is bound in cellophane at a press conference, in the next she's taking her gagged pet, blogger Perez Hilton, out for a walk. In an interview with MTV's Sway, Rihanna talks about her the song and says it's not about sex, it's a metaphor. From the looks of her video I'm assuming she's calling the relationship between celebrity and media sadomasochistic. She describes the song as rebellious, in-your-face, and unapologetic, and that is exactly how I would describe The Futuristic Feminist. [vodpod id=Video.5484919&w=425&h=350&fv=] What is the Futuristic Feminist? I'm glad you asked! The Futuristic Feminist, is a a trend, a new wave of female artist (mostly scene in popular music) that is overly sexual, ostentatious, witty, shocking and statement making. We've seen this trend is several female artists; Lady Gaga is probably the most direct in her approach, Nicki Minaj introduced the Hip Hop community into the future, Christina Aguilera tried to with Bionic (but she's too old), even Ke$ha (with her We R Who We R music video) and Katy Perry (with her California Gurls style) have dabbled in Futuristic Feminism. As we continue along the path of technology = life, we see this idea reflected in the styling of popular artists. We believe we are in the future, so the Futuristic Feminist styles herself as she would envision her futuristic form. Part feminist, part robot, she uses her sexuality as a means to gain attention for her cause; she is the literal definition of a Fembot. No doubt, this trend will continue, and I'm not going to talk about who started it (I know all the Little Monsters out there will swear it was Lady Gaga) but there were innovative female artists before her and there will be innovative female artists after her. The important thing is that these female artists will continue to try and one-up one another, which is really just a great thing for everybody. The drooling sperm-producers of the world will get to stare with open mouths and trousers at the hotness that is the Futuristic Feminist, and she'll get to subtly implant her message across the globe! I love it when we're sneaky! This video is so gorgeous, of course it would have it's own gallery! ]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/rihannas-sm-music-video-the-futuristic-feminist/feed/ 1 2890 Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/#respond Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:01:53 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2853 Continue reading Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO →]]> I knew that'd be enough to draw you sickos in! It's true, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom has made a fetish video in which she spanks (rather daintily actually) radio personality Tattoo. I found it hard to sit through this video for several reasons, (1) Homegirl needs some acting lessons, she's hardly believable as a person let alone a skanked up leather-clad babysitter. (2) You have eight kids and you don't know how to spank correctly? For someone dressed up like a dominatrix wannabe you better be able to crack the whip with some feeling. (3) I wanted to jump into the video Mary Poppins style and handle the whip myself because all that whining and raspy baby talk was making me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles. And (4) Who says that a fetish video has to be such low quality? What, would it kill the producer to spring for some lighting, or maybe a tripod? I guess all the production money went to those killer costumes and amazing ball pit. But I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She doesn't have any baby daddies to scam for child support and lord knows the new health care bill isn't going to pay for all that collagen... and silicone... and tummy tucks. I just can't wait until these kids grow up and see the publicity hell storm they were born into. Can Angelina Jolie please come adopt them now?! They're still young, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference. Well, here is it. Why do I do this to myself? [vodpod id=Video.5386226&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3De0197dec-87c8-4562-a23b-f0c3d5d86eb1%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/four-words-octomom-spanking-fetish-video/feed/ 0 2853 Homicidal Maniac Barbie https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/#respond Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:01:32 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2756 Continue reading Homicidal Maniac Barbie →]]> Every little girl goes through a stage where she begins to outgrow her Barbies. It usually coincides with the time that she realizes that Barbies have no body hair, genitals, or physiologically possible proportions. During this time every little girl, whether they want to admit it or not, plays with their Barbies in a way that the Mattel makers would not intend for them to be played with (little girls make their Barbies have sex.) But one little girl, went above and beyond in her pre-pubescent Barbie doll playing days, and that little girl was named Mariel Clayton. Though it should be said, artist Mariel Clayton never actually outgrew her Barbies, she just invented fun, new ways to play with them. Mariel started out with an interest in travel photography and after what she describes as a "sublime experience" in a Japanese toy shop she became enthralled with photographing miniatures, specifically Barbies with a feminist, homicidal, psycho-sexual edge. Mariel describes her fascination with the Barbie doll,
Barbie was designed as the woman that every girl would want to be, and that every man would want to fuck. Her body design, the blonde hair, the tiny waist, the perky tits - all part of this new feminine ideal to be held up as a guiding beacon of womanhood. and yet - outside of an aesthetically enhanced sector of society, the number of women who actually look like that naturally is decidedly small. The Sex life of the Girl with no Genitals. Definitely NSFW.
Considering the anatomy and design of the Barbie and placing it in situations ranging from mass murder, cannibalism, sodomy, and abortion creates an uncomfortable dissonance that is just way too far out and groovy for words. Mariel describes her message,
I don't generally like to be all moralistic and preachy, there's enough people out there who get off on the sound of their own voice. But every now and then some things I notice just need to be processed in a different way.
You can order prints of Mariel's work, which can be printed on anything from greeting cards to large canvas mounts. Her print work ranges from $60-$160, which is a bargain considering how big a conversation piece these puppies are, perfect for any cocktail party. I think I'll get a triptych to hang in my bathroom! Here's a little gallery of my favorite pieces as seen on her website. Some NSFW Via ONTD]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/homicidal-maniac-barbie/feed/ 0 2756 RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/#respond Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:09:55 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2741 Continue reading RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta →]]> Welcome to a special Golden Globes edition of RadFem! Last night, while you were all tucked into your beds wishing you were at the famed Golden Globes After Party so was our most recent RadFem. TMZ caught the always Kla$$y Lucy Danziger flailing about outside the party after being denied for celebrating roaring 20s style! Name: Paz de la Huerta (it means "peace of the orchard" in Spanish) Birthday: September 3, 1984 Claim To Fame: After playing several small rolls that required her to be naked she finally got her break on Boardwalk Empire as Lucy Danziger, a slightly bigger roll that requires her to be naked. RadFem Worthy: Not that I'm being biased or anything but Lucy Danziger is undoubtably my favorite character on Boardwalk Empire. She always keeps it Kla$$y meaning she never wears a bra, she uses her sexuality to get whatever she wants and she's dumb as a rock, but she does get to wear pretty clothes... when she is wearing clothes. Fun Fact: According to IMDB she was born with a recurring cystic hygroma which looks like (don't click) this. Apparently it grows back and needs to be surgically removed every few years; she's had seven surgeries for it since birth. I'm glad she has that shit under control now. Gross. Here's the best video you will ever see. Watch as Loose Lucy gets denied access to the after party because homegirl's been sampling the bathtub gin, stumble backwards into a limo after repeating "I can do it," falls, rips her dress, falls out of her dress (I told you she NEVER wears a bra), and then graciously autographs something for a fan with said breast still out of said ripped dress. TMZ decided to blur out her left tit but if you really want to see her nekkid just watch anything she's ever been in (except Enter The Void if you have epilepsy.) I envy her courage! [vodpod id=Video.5362992&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3Daf77c88e-37f9-4c05-a963-acda744381ba%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] And here's a little gallery of Paz hamming it up for the shutterbugs! Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/radfem-of-the-golden-globes-paz-de-la-huerta/feed/ 0 2741 ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer https://www.radioactivecookies.com/adam-levine-gets-naked-for-ball-cancer/ https://www.radioactivecookies.com/adam-levine-gets-naked-for-ball-cancer/#respond Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:02:57 +0000 http://radioactivecookies.com/?p=2652 Continue reading ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer →]]> So the lead singer and frontman of Maroon 5, Adam Levine, took it all off to help raise testicular cancer awareness and to encourage men to get screened. And I couldn't think of any better way to make gay men and women want to get checked out! If the goal of these photographs is to encourage men to get screened then I think they've failed because these are clearly intended for a female audience. I don't know, maybe the people behind them hope that the girlfriends, wives and platonic female friends of the world will bitch and nag the men of their lives into getting screened because Adam Levine got naked in that one add and we think ball cancer awareness is sexy! I just have two words: I WANT! I believe it was William Shakespeare who said it best:
See how he leans his junk upon her hand? Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that junk!
I'm really just thinking about that poor hand model that's bent down behind Adam assuming the rusty trombone position. She looks like she needs a break... One more for the road? Why not?! Via Dlisted]]> https://www.radioactivecookies.com/adam-levine-gets-naked-for-ball-cancer/feed/ 0 2652