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Game of Thrones: Pre-Premiere Round-Up

Game of Thrones Season 6 premieres on Sunday, April 24th at 9pm EST.

It's spring time and that can only mean one thing... winter is coming.

Ah yes, the long awaited season 6 of Game of Thrones will soon grace us with its presence! A time when both book lovers and TV fanatics can gather round and debate who wore it best. Only difference with season 6 is those darn book readers have nothing up on the TV lovers, the HBO series (with season 6) will officially surpass the literary timeline, meaning no more spoilers from those pesky bookworms! So now that we're starting fresh, I decided to make GoT Season 6 my newest recap series.

Now I know a lot of you can barely keep all of these characters straight, let alone their relation to one another and the GoT universe, so here I've made for you a handy-dandy round-up of where we left off with each major story-line at the end of season 5, and with all the material HBO has released on season 6 thus far, predictions of where the new season is going. Now keep in mind, I am a fan of the TV series, I have not read any of the books, I tried once but George (Rest and Relaxation) Martin just gets way too descriptive with the feasts and I got lost. But it doesn't matter, the best thing is, there's no one that has read ahead of me to tell me I'm wrong! So for now, the possibilities are all in my favor to be 100% accurate in my predictions, though we know Thrones always throws us for a tailspin once the fans think they're onto the right theory.

I digress, anyway... to make sense of the multitude of characters, locations and overlapping timelines I've broken down my round-up into region (Westeros and Essos), further broken down by sub-region and character group (we all need our squads), and then I included separate categories for characters that are missing from season 6 teases and those that are (presumed) dead. I give you, Round-up of Thrones!

Do I even need to warn you about SPOILERS?!

Click the links below to follow your favorite characters into Season 6!

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Talk About A Red Headed Stepsister

Last night, The Kardashians attended the 37th Annual People's Choice Awards and as usual HBIC (and the only Kardashian with a personality) Khloe Kardashiam-Odem stood out from the pack. The natural brunette, died her hair a pretty serious shade of ginger and showed it off at the awards. I guess Khloe was tired of the tall, fat, man jokes so here she is... bring on the redhead jokes! I don't see this lasting very long, every girl goes through a redhead phase in her life, mine happened to be when I was 16 and I unintentionally had fire engine colored locks for a week. For those of you who don't keep up with the Kardashians, you should take a gander at Kim and Kourtney Take New York City coming to E! January 23rd. Between the crying, the fighting and Kanye West it's sure to be a Krazy time in NYC! Needs more Khloe! Here are some more shots of the the first family of E! Via Dlisted

It’s A TRAILERS Post!

Desert Flower [vodpod id=Video.5255713&w=425&h=350&fv=] This looks fucking awesome! The rags to riches story of a hot ass African chick who moves to America for opportunity, only to become a maid but eventually falls in with a has-been photographer, becoming one of the top models and eventually a diplomatic voice for women across the globe! Admit one! Hanna [vodpod id=Video.5255716&w=425&h=350&fv=] Okay anything with Saoirse Ronan playing another badass kid who defies the laws of physics and Cate Blanchett sporting a Southernish accent is okay in my book . And lets not forget that Eric Bana is in it for like 10 minutes. Three more after the jump! Continue reading It’s A TRAILERS Post!

Casual Sex Déjà Vu

So today I was doing my usual go through all the new trailers on Hulu because that's what I do routine and I had a strange sense of déjà vu. I saw a trailer entitled No Strings Attached, I watched it, it's about a pair of friends who start getting busy, feelings get involved and then they fall in love, you know, the usual. But it reminded me of a post I'd done a bit ago about a movie called Love And Other Drugs with a similar storyline... and then it reminded me of another trailer I'd seen recently called Friends With Benefits... and that reminded me of another post I'd done about an NBC show also called Friends With Benefits... which reminded me that I need to stop watching TV and movies because they're all the same. Now I just have one question: why is Justin Timberlake not in the movie about casual sex that references one of the best *NSYNC songs of all time? And why is there not a musical reunion number of sorts in said movie? Okay, that was two questions, but seriously, are we just in the fashion of green-lighting the same movie over and over again? It's not like we haven't seen a RomCom about two unlikely friends getting down and falling in love before. Hello! I'm talking to you producers, you should have stopped at When Harry Met Sally. What, are you going to remake Casablanca too? Oh wait Madonna wants to direct it but it has to be set in war torn Iraq (not making this up.) Don't you dare! If you haven't seen the newest trailers, clicky clicky! No Strings Attached Friends With Benefits More of the same after the JUMP! Continue reading Casual Sex Déjà Vu

CONCESSION STAND: Jen On Cougar Town, Another Funny Zombie Movie, Joaquin’s Return, Anglelina As Marylin, & Dexter!!!

Welcome to the Concession Stand! Your Monday (my b, for this week, Tuesday) recap of everything movies & TV! Here's what's been popping this week on big & small screens alike! Jennifer Aniston To Cameo Cougar Town Premiere
It's official, Jennifer Aniston is going to ride the dried up fame train with her real like BFF, Courteney Cox on her (hit?) show Cougar Town. A rep from the show confirms that Jen will be guest starring in the show's season 2 premiere.
Jay & Seth Versus The Apocalypse
The movie is about the two unlikeliest dudes to survive the zombie apocalypse ever. The movie originated as a short by Seth and Jay in film school, but now since they're both famous and rich, they're turning it into a feature. Living the film school dream guys! Kudos!
Angelina Jolie To Play Marylin Monroe
Well O'Hagan let it sleep the other day, at the Edinburgh Book Festival, that the part is going to non-other than the Queen Home-Wrecker herself, a one Miss Angelina Jolie.
I'm Still Here: aka How Joaquin Phoenix Fucked Up His Career
Remember when Joaquin Phoenix went crazy, got really fat, grew a forest beard, only wore Raybans sunglasses and decided to quit acting to become a full time rapper?! Well here's the trailer!
The Epicest Dexter Promo Ever
How To Make Any Promo Epic: Make it look like Inception and set it to the theme from Requiem For A Dream.

BURLESQUE aka Showgirls 2

Academy Members, get your Oscar ballots ready, because Burlesque is going to hit the big screens on November 24! The trailer premiered yesterday, and in the fashionably late scene (of which I am now a part, because, you know, I have more important shit to do than blog all day long) I am posting about this now! Side Note: I know I promised a Katy Perry Retrospective last weekend... that was a lie. But do expect it soon. I'm not going to say when, for fear of lying again and then having some crazed reader (show of hands for all the sane people who read RadCooks) show up in the morning, hovering over my futon begging me to stay in, not shower and write, just for them. So instead of having the possibility of that happen, I'm going to leave you guessing... but don't worry, you'll know it when it comes! Anyway... The Burlesque casting director went to Heaven and picked the brightest stars for the film. Who you ask? Well... Veronica Mars, evil man-vampire from Twilight, the child rapist/murderer from Lovely Bones, Emcee, McSteamy, Eyebrows, some blonde-ho from DWTS, Cher (is there any other name for her?), and RadCook's original RadFem, Lady Marmalade herself! Burlesque, like the Kla$$ act that came before it, Showgirls, tells the tale of a bright-eyed, cutey from a small town, who buys a one-way ticket to LA, hoping to make it big as a dancer! But Cher, the casting director for the burlesque club where Aguilera waitresses (sad face emoticon), is like, "Listen bitch, there's only room in this movie for one diva... and my wigs need your dressing room!" But then Christina's like, "Eat this! Whooooaaaaahhh-eeeeee-ooooooohhh!" And then everybody's like, "Damn she can sing! She's almost as good as that old ass pop singer. What was her name again? Where the hell is she? Oh right, she's starring in this shitty movie!" Love you Christina! You can get back on top, but just like Michael Jordan wasn't cut out for baseball... do I need to finish the analogy?

EASY A: A Film About Metaphorical Prostitution

Well I'm definitely seeing that! I stumbled upon this trailer while I was perusing the online job marketplace known as Mandy. All my fellow unemployed wannabe Industry Members should know it well... anyway, I saw this trailer and thought it worth sharing with my vast audience of 7 readers! Easy A stars Emma Stone, of the marvelous Zombieland, as high school student Olive Penderghast who helps a sista out when she pretends to loose her virginity to her gay bestie. What starts out as one man's beard turns into a business opportunity for Olive and a way to pretend to be getting down for the misfits of the school. Obviously she has to have a nemesis who comes in the form of perky, popular and platinum blonde... drumroll please... Amanda Bynes! What more could this movie ask for? How about a little Nathaniel Hawthorne? The title is an omage to the American classic and one of my personal favorites, The Scarlet Letter. This movie sounds awesome and I can't wait to be first in line on... this movie doesn't come out until September 17th?

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery

A little while back I saw a terrifying teaser trailer for a new horror movie called The Human Centipede. The premise, from what I've surmised from the trailer, is a doctor who realizes his fantasy of creating a human centipede (duh), a group of people physically connected by their gastric system. When I first heard about this my first thought was, "What the fuck, that's sick!" followed shortly by, "but how would it work?" Well, the good filmmakers have answered my second question by giving us sketches. YAY! (Not) Read MissBleecker's full review of The Human Centipede! Here's the teaser trailer, this shit is graphic (even if it's implied graphicness.) If you can't stomach (pun) this video, please don't look at the gallery. Here's the gallery you've all been waiting for! Happy sketches of ass-to-mouth surgery! Via ONTD